happy fun ball
100+ Posts
I'm in Chicago once or twice a year, and I always have the same problem. I'll be walking down the street and will naturally glance at an attractive woman as she passes by. Every single time, they smile at you. That never happens in NY (nor did it happen for the last 10 years in SF). I of course assume that she wants to have sex with me, as that is what it would mean if it happened in NY or SF, which it never does. Always turns out she's just a polite midwestern girl, being all normal and ****. It's confusing.