Week 6 Prediction Thread...Time+Sooners=Suckage...Texas vs OU

militaryhorn said:
All of a sudden out of total darkness and complete silence there was a big bang and all matter started to spread throughout the universe. At some point Earth evolved and humans populated the planet to form civilizations which spread out around this blue marble. Eventually, they all settled and developed nations. Within one of these nations, citizens fought and died for their freedom to form the United States of America...arguably one of the greatest ever seen.

There was a time in the universe where black holes reigned as supreme overlord and sucked everything in its path into its inner core, destroying it. The amount of suckage that black holes possessed was on an unimaginable scale until one day the University of Oklahoma was founded and said to the black holes of the universe..."Hold my beer."
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Instant classic
 
Have I mentioned today that after all these years ou stills sucks ?

I was at the 1976 game when full throated and deserved "ou sucks" chants started!

DKR was right about the sorry ******** leading up to that dreadful 6-6 tie.

Barney Switzer and his asst. Larry Lacewell spied on UT practices and lied about it. Despite an offer from DKR of $10,000 to his fav charity if he passed a lie detector, your pal Barney scoffed and declined. Years later Lacewell publically admitted DKR was right, the sorry ou ******** DID spy on UT.

Fornicate ou ! You younger dudes & dudettes never forget! :angry:
 
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Can the D-Line pressure Rattler? That may be the key to success.

Does Casey have a breakout game and the long passes finally start popping?

Is OU as mediocre as they have appeared to be offensively against Tulane, Nebraska, WV and KSU?

Unless a different Sooner team takes the field Saturday, we should have a very good shot. After all, I believe that our offense is better than any of the aforementioned teams with whom they struggled.

Horns - 35
Wagon Flippers - 28
 
WorsterMan said:
Have I mentioned today that after all these years ou stills sucks ?

I was at the 1976 game when full throated and deserved "ou sucks" chants started!

DKR was right about the sorry ******** leading up to that dreadful 6-6 tie.

Barney Switzer and his asst. Larry Lacewell spied on UT practices and lied about it. Despite an offer from DKR of $10,000 to his fav charity if he passed a lie detector, your pal Barney scoffed and declined. Years later Lacewell publically admitted DKR was right, the sorry ou ******** DID spy on UT.

Fornicate ou ! You younger dudes & dudettes never forget! :angry:
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I guess the Patriots are model dirt burglars then...

The original spygate and the most hateful year in the Oklahoma-Texas rivalry
 
Our Horns will win...I'm all over the place, maybe OT, we should score more TD's and fewer FG's than we did vs TCU and I think we keep them around that same 27, maybe one less or a few more...I'll be back in a day or two...It's 12.10 AM and :ousucks:
 
I'm gonna' go with Texas 24 OU 21

BUT, I hope Sark or someone shows the team the film of Roy Williams' "Superman" play. THAT is what we will see on Saturday. The young players need to know it's going to be a game where the one with an out of body experience will prevail.

But that kind of effort must come from within.
 
Let's look back a few weeks...the thieves of land struggled to hang on and beat Tulane. The mighty Green Wave almost hurricaned into Norman but came up short 40-35. That SAME Tulane team is a 5.5 point dog to Third Ward tomorrow...you know, the same school stomped by Tceh 38-21...the same Tceh that the 'horns absolutely mudholed with a 70-burger just two weeks ago.

Vegas has us as three point dogs...and cornered dogs can be quite protective of the turf upon which they roam as the patrons of books have been learning this year.

Bevo looks to roam while Sooner gets Boomed...again. Bijan looks to atone for the flack from just standing up at the goal line last week and tells Sark he wants the rock so that he can rock some dirt burglars. Sark obliges and also sends the reply to Patterson that "This is how you use your prized stock." Bijan is handed the ball 34 times and says "thank you" to the tune of 195 and two or three times into the end zone. Roschon also gets into the game, rumbling and stumbling for another 65 or so on eight carries.

The passing game will exist well enough for Casey to have a pedestrian 16 of 28 day for about 235 and a TD or three. There will be a pick somewhere as well when the ball bounces off a receivers hand...sorry, but it happens.

I'm going to call this one as an under, currently at 63.5.

The Fighting Bevos of Austin: 34
The you know who still Sucks: 27
 
Head tells me our lack of pass rush allows Rattler to eat us alive. But I can't pick against the Horns. It's a hanging offense in my household.

UT. 31
OU. 27
 
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