Using a Bidet

[Not that Bob]

"A woman demonstrates how to properly use a bidet."

That just can't be where the handle goes, can it?

 

[Meursault]

Bob, you don't **** in the bidet.

It's more like a sink... for your undercarriage.

 

[Not that Bob]

Yes, I get that, but still..if I washed my butt in the sink, the sink would stink. Unless you clean the bidet following every use, it's going to stink. Running some extra water isn't going to cut it. It would have to be washed following every use. Maybe I just have a sensitive nose.

 

[Mr.Wizard]

no skid marks is a positive.

 

[William Cannon]

The toilets at work have a built in bidet, but I think it's more of an *** washing flaw, than a designed in feature since it uses the same water. Needless to say courtesy flushes are rare.

 

[gardere_owns_OU]

water hose

 

[Hornin Hong Kong]

good japanese toilets are the greatest thigns ever once youget the alignment right

take a dump no matter how nasty it sprays you clean then drys you with hot air.

no need to wipe - i always do but never need to.

i just bought a house and will def buy one and install it

 

[kujotx]

No way. I don't trust anything that requires you to maintain proper balance to prevent you from impaling yourself in the anus. That's just one of my rules.

On the flip-side, I visited my cousin's island house in Sweden and they had a self-composting toilet.

Let that ferment for a second: self-composting.... toilet...

I apologize for spoiling your lunch. It was probably no good anyway.

 

[Benson32]

i wouldnt mind using a japanese toilet. are there any buttons here for sexual pleasure?

 

[Lat22]

I'm sure the ones we had in Cabo had some type of laser aiming device because they were, let's say, dead on.

 

[Mrmyke709]

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[TrashMaster G]

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[LongIslandIceSIP]

I used them when growing up over-seas. Also, when in Korea for work trips, the toilets have an integrated "water-spray-system". Like HorninHK, I always used paper just to be sure, but my *** was always clean and dry by the time the machine was done.

 

[Idahorn2]

I wonder if the lady pictured above is not approaching the device the wrong way. I have this vague feeling the bidet is more for washing frontal things; could be wrong, of course.

The French are funny about these things. My Dad told me more than once that all I needed to know about the French Army is that the Officers washed their hands prior to using the latrine.

Ever used their toilet paper? It most resembles wax paper.

 

[Waller Creek]

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[HornsOverIthaca]

Oh gross. I wasn't sure what a bidet was so I looked it up on Wikipedia...

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[HORN_FAN_86]

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[Austintxusa]

Love the bidet.

But for the high pressure ones, positioning is critical.

 

[MAROON]

The Japanese have perfected the bidet and they have also perfected the air hand dryer. These things work great, are quick - no more drying hands then wipe hands on pants to get really dry.
www.mitsubishijettowel.com/

 

[TNLonghorn]

How to use a Japanese toilet

hmmmmmmmm

 

[bevo_daddy]

We had a toilet in our suite in Vegas that cleaned with water and also air dryed your ***. It was pretty cool no wiping needed.

It also closed the lid automatically when you sat up

 

[GuadaHorn]

haha, check out the "related videos"

 

[Roger]

I was just in Brazil and they have what amounts to hose with a spray nozzle in the stalls. I was a little worried about using it at work and getting all my clothes wet, but in the hotel it was nice. Still use just a little tp to dry yourself

 

[l00p]

You can easily make your own at home using a spray bottle. You can change the effects to spray or stream or any combination in between. So I hear.

 

[Meursault]

I use the presumably unapproved wipe then wash technique. Not really brave enough to leave my *** cleanliness to a weak stream of water alone. Very refreshing however.

Since this thread is still going, here she is:

 

[kujotx]

OK... This confirms my earlier fear of high-potential of anal impalement. Check out the amount of "square-inchage" you're dealing with here, people. That's perilously small.

Unless you have the inner-ear of a fifth degree black belt in Cha Yon Ryu, I would not suggest teetering butt-first over this porcelain contraption.

Your bathrooms are way too small over there! You're not taking full advantage of "happy-time" in such a small WC.

 

[ctrl+alt+del]

I'm afraid I would enjoy it too much.

 

[mdmost]

How is that water clean? Separate hose from the regular toilet water line?