Urban (Bullet Dodged) Myer Out

[Sangre Naranjada]

Sark is a decent man.
Urban is not.

Your post deserves a much larger sized poop than I could give it.

 

[horninchicago]

Sark is a decent man.
Urban is not.

Your post deserves a much larger sized poop than I could give it.

There you go.

 

[NRHorn]

I sincerely cannot think of a coach I would least like to be coaching the Longhorns than urban.
Even Briles.
There, I said it.

 

[NRHorn]

I can still see myself talking up John Blake and his "bringing back the wishbone". So, faith in our teams is universal. This moose knuckler will find a home. It may take a year.

If you live in DFW, you need to come hang with us at our next get together.

Who knows, you might get flipped in what would most certainly make the ESPN scroll.
…..OU BUBBA flips his commitment from OU to Texas… sources close to HornFans report……will now use the Texas Bubba moniker….

 

[NRHorn]

Some college team will take him and they’ll be very good.

Thanks love winning, but there is a cost limit.
Urban passed that up with me at FLA and all the BS he has spoken about Texas.
He’s an arrogant hypocrite who has a log in his eye. He and I seem to fight the same demons, I am a nobody yet still disciplined enuf not to make an *** of myself. He is not.
He makes my skin crawl.
I realize this is childish on my part, but Urban is my kryptonite …
He and that ahat Brian Jones

 

[mchammer]

Didn’t Urban basically turned Texas down (removed himself from consideration) to take the Jacksonville job? He disqualifies himself on that alone.

 

[Horn6721]

NR
You seem on right track
Maybe explain further?

 

[Horns11]

Some of you tough guys are basically "back in my day Bear Bryant was a ***** and we were withheld water for 3 straight days of practice and when the coach beat the **** out of me we said thank you like good gentlemen do."

 

[SabreHorn]

mc,

You can look at Urban Myth's walk one of two ways:

1) He wasn't interested and said "thanks but no thanks"

2) He was allowed to "save face" to pursue "other opportunities"

Not saying either is correct, but the smoke screen he provided served us well.

 

[Driver 8]

"back in my day Bear Bryant was a ***** and we were withheld water for 3 straight days of practice and when the coach beat the **** out of me we said thank you like good gentlemen do."

OK now you've done it

 

[ViperHorn]

He is going to have to settle with the kicker he kicked before making and moves because no one is going to hire a coach with a felony conviction for assault on his record.

 

[I_Dont_Exist]

He is going to have to settle with the kicker he kicked before making and moves because no one is going to hire a coach with a felony conviction for assault on his record.

Please tell me you're drunk off your ***.

 

[horninchicago]

Please tell me you're drunk off your ***.

Point of Parliamentary Procedure: If someone is really drunk, wouldn't he be more likely to be on his ***?

 

[X Misn Tx]

Point of Parliamentary Procedure: If someone is really drunk, wouldn't he be more likely to be on his ***?

Motion to change the idiom to "drunk ON your ***."

 

[n64ra]

I can still see myself talking up John Blake and his "bringing back the wishbone". So, faith in our teams is universal. This moose knuckler will find a home. It may take a year.

Thanks for bring up the good ol days of OU football!

 

[ViperHorn]

Motion to change the idiom to "drunk ON your ***."

No, but you seem to be.

 

[OrangeShogun]

Motion to change the idiom to "drunk ON your ***."

Objection. I believe that idiom originated when people still utilized horses, mules, donkeys, etc. for transportation. Hence if one got too drunk they would potentially fall OFF their ***, i.e. "drunk off your ***".

 

[horninchicago]

No, but you seem to be.

Lol, it wasn't him who suggested you were drunk.

 

[Gladius&Pilum]

One of the rumors going around back in late 2020 was that Meyer was adamant that UT hire an Athletic Director of his choosing. Makes sense given how quickly he wears out his welcome.

 

[mb227]

I remember several on this forum that wanted to pay this clown 10 million a year. His tenure in Jacksonville was so bad I doubt he ever coaches again.

If the likes of Art Briles can be hired after the stint at Rapelor, then Urban will be hired somewhere else if he still desires to coach.

I don't believe anyone will pick him up for in-studio analysis though.

 

[CreakyHorn]

Thanks for bring up the good ol days of OU football!

I remember watching a Texas-OU game during his tenure and being amazed at how sh*tty the football was that I was watching. We weren't much better.

 

[SabreHorn]

If Day takes the Bears job, Ohio State will take Urban Myth back.

 

[stanhin]

Sources: Jags don't plan to pay Meyer's contract

 

[ViperHorn]

Sources: Jags don't plan to pay Meyer's contract

Kahn may not know how to hire a decent coach, but he knows how to fire and distance from one.

 

[George Bailey]

Why would any grown man take a kick in the *** from that dude? I might be kicking in the CFL the next day, but that punchable face would get punched.

 

[stanhin]

Former Jaguars head coach Urban Meyer discusses his firing, apologizes to Jacksonville

 

[NRHorn]

If Day takes the Bears job, Ohio State will take Urban Myth back.

I hope not, I don’t think I could dislike tOSU more….but that might take me to a level I didn’t know I could achieve.

 

[Statalyzer]

I don't think Ohio State would be desperate enough to do that.

If Nebraska ends up only winning 3 or 4 games again and firing Scott Frost, they might be.

 

[ViperHorn]

I don't think Ohio State would be desperate enough to do that.

If Nebraska ends up only winning 3 or 4 games again and firing Scott Frost, they might be.

Never under estimate the couch burners.