U.S. vs. Algeria--Spoilers to Starboard!!!

[GemStateJim]

Oh, dear Clint. Dear, dear, dear, dear Clint.

You should've done better on that second shot.

 

[CottonEyedHorn]

unfreakin believable, we can't catch a break!

 

[GemStateJim]

Clint was very unlucky to draw post on that shot, as it was a superb effort. But the follow-up chance was lacking. Those are the sort of chances this side has to convert if it wants to enjoy success on this stage.

 

[GemStateJim]

Bradley signals for Edson Buddle to get up and get loose. Have to expect he'll come on for Jozy Altidore.

Check that: Buddle is on for Edu.

 

[accuratehorn]

Ridiculous bad acting flop job, and the ref gives a yellow card, so typical.
This is getting a bit tight. U.S. has to score or go home, right?
That Univision link really works, BTW.

 

[GemStateJim]

Another missed chance, point blank.

This is turning to heartbreak. Will someone rise to the challenge and finish with quality?

 

[GemStateJim]

Corner for the U.S. I sense something good about to happen.

 

[l00p]

They have to, right? RIGHT?!

 

[l00p]

I wonder if Mr. Fuckface from Mali is watching this. Oh, that's right, he does not know how to watch a soccer match. Asshat.

 

[GemStateJim]

Jozy with a bit of a flop there.

 

[GemStateJim]

Very disappointed with Landon Donovan. So far, he's had very little impact on this match.

 

[GemStateJim]

Inside of 15 minutes to play. Assuming England's lead holds, we have to get a goal.

Dempsey draws a foul just outside the penalty area. Direct free kick incoming.

 

[OrngNugz]

Lets score now!

 

[CottonEyedHorn]

big chance w. the free kick here

 

[GemStateJim]

Powerful shot from Bradley. Right to the keeper, unfortunately.

 

[CottonEyedHorn]

we need a beer pint icon.

 

[GemStateJim]

DaMarcus Beasley on for Jonathan Bornstein, who acquitted himself well today.

 

[accuratehorn]

Ten minutes left.

 

[GemStateJim]

Dempsey catches a deliberate fist to the face ... the act goes unnoticed by the match referee.

 

[CottonEyedHorn]

let's convert here guys

 

[l00p]

That dude could have gotten more than a yellow, imh and biased opinion. As the announcer said, it was brash indeed. No play on the ball, no attempt at the ball. Algeria playing dirty now. Dammit.

 

[GemStateJim]

Algeria getting to all the 50-50 balls now. Seems like our plucky side has given up.

 

[CottonEyedHorn]

dude, that about sums it up.

 

[GemStateJim]

England match is just about over. U.S. has four minutes to score. It's an all-or-nothing affair--a goal and the U.S. beats Algeria and wins the group. A draw ... and this Cup is over.

 

[GemStateJim]

YeSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

 

[OrngNugz]

YESSS! Goal!!! hell yea

 

[CottonEyedHorn]

GGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

 

[l00p]

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAFUCKINGAH

OMG, I love every single one of you. I wish I could hug you, I wish I could buy you a beer, I wish I could hug your pets

 

[accuratehorn]

Yeehawwwwww! Gooooooooooaaaaaaallllll!!!!
In flop time. 1-0 USA
That was agony, three minutes left to suffer.

 

[GemStateJim]

Hang in! Just HANG THE **** IN there!