Trump nominated for Nobel Peace Prize

[Horn6721]

nash
Just don't sniff their hair.

 

[Mr. Deez]

nash
Just don't sniff their hair.

Yeah, don't sniff hair unless you want to be president.

 

[Mr. Deez]

Like I always say ‘the only good thing about being an old fart is I can hug the girls without getting slapped’ - generally speaking of course.

Old men get away with a lot, but little boys who are particularly sweet to adult women can get away with bloody murder. When Deez, Jr. was in first grade, his teacher absolutely adored him. He'd sometimes come home from school smelling like perfume. When I'd pick him up from school, she would always give him a big hug. Well, she wasn't very tall, so guess where his face was when she hugged him? Yep, right in the boob, and he'd walk to my car with a noticeable grin.

I know what his teacher thought. "He's just a cute little boy. He doesn't have a dirty mind." And she's right in a sense. However, when I was six, though I obviously didn't know about sex and didn't have a dirty mind, I did know that a breast was unique to adult women and that I liked them on some level. There certainly would have been a thrill in having an adult woman's boob pushed against my face even if I didn't fully understand why.

 

[Garmel]

When I'd pick him up from school, she would always give him a big hug. Well, she wasn't very tall, so guess where his face was when she hugged him? Yep, right in the boob, and he'd walk to my car with a noticeable grin.

A kid after my own heart.

 

[Mr. Deez]

A kid after my own heart.

Well, he didn't try to cop a feel or motorboat.

 

[horninchicago]

Well, he didn't try to cop a feel or motorboat.

We can't all be good parents.

 

[guy4321]

However, when I was six, though I obviously didn't know about sex and didn't have a dirty mind, I did know that a breast was unique to adult women and that I liked them on some level.

And now in your 40s, you've learned breasts can be on transgender men too. You truly are a student of life.