Tinkles Updates

Actually, Vail, after his visit to ATM, Tinkles had his owner install a maroon fire hydrant and tree in his yard. He wanted to retain the feelings he got while on campus.

Hook'em Horns.
 
Girlie,
I hate to interject a serious note here, and I don't know quite how to say this, but that ain't Tinkles. I don't know who that is--although I admit he's an impressive piece of work in his own right--but it isn't "T-dawg" (also known as "T," "TD," and "Mr T"). He's a poser.
 
Im sorry to have to report this but it seems that Tinkles may not play football for anyone. It seems Tinkles is also quite a basketball player. He is excelent at guarding the paint, but drools better than dribbles.
Anyways, Tinkles says he may submit his name for the NBA draft. He says its alsways been his dream to "Chase the Mailman", Karl Malone up and down the court.

Hook 'EM
 
That;s just jealous Ag fans trying to rain on the Orange parade. After the dominance-humping incident, they are in serious denial over the prospect of having Tinkles playing LB for Texas.

At Texas, Tinkles can have the best of both worlds--he can play for Mack Brown and for Barnes. I can see him now playing "in the post."

The Orange Conspiracy--from the outside, you can't see it, from the inside you can't talk about it.
 
OK, imposter or not, those ridgebacks are tough - they use them to hunt lions and stuff. Maybe we could get both of them and get a nice one-two pass rush off either corner.
Great stuff!! Wish I'd seen this earlier.

"(A&M) is a running team that thinks it can pass just enough to get themselves into trouble." - Terry Bowden, with his one entertaining comment of the season.
 
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