This score ruined the weekend for me ...

[Bookman]

w.u. (tee-hee) 38
Citadel 17

Whenever the w-sips play in the People's Republik of Spartanburg, they get all the calls. Which is surprising, considering that the ref almost drowned with all the water on the field. The only reason w.u. won was because they had longer cleats.

The GBMC is also in full force this week, by refusing to report that Gabriel (G-Bong) Jackson is actually Kevious (K-Bong) Johnson, and vice versa. Their alumni own the papers in South Carolina.

I ******* hate w.u. (tee hee). I hate them so much I wrote a song about them, but I won't bore you with that now. Plus, their fans don't have any class and their women don't shave their armpits.

My favorite teams are THE FIGHTING TEXAS LONGHORNS WITH THE NATIONALLY FAMOUS SHOWBAND OF THE SOUTHWEST and whoever's playing w.u.

******* hippies.

 

[RomaVicta]

w.u. is full of fehgs and idoits.

 

[OT Special]

Stupid w-sips.

 

[Tex Pete]

w.u. (tee-hee) sucks!

I hate those guys!

 

[Dusty]

From my last e-mail from coach-

Dusty thanks for the kind words, we have been blessed to have a great group of kids and coaches. Hope all is well with you and yours, best regards Coach Ayers

We we’re conversing about the best coach in D1-AA. It had to do with something James L. Hill was talking about back in October.

 

[Bookman]

Here's the song I wrote. It's a rough draft, but it shows I'm more red-assed than you are.

Ciao to wofford university
and their gold and black;
Fear the Texas Longhorns
and our coach named Mack.

The terriers really suck
and smell like dirty *******;
Longhorns on the other hand
Well we just count our riches.

hullabaloo, baloo, baloo
I hate w.u.
hullabaloo, baloo, baloo
so should you.

The terriers bite
The terriers bite
The terriers bite
All through the night.

Zigger zag zoom, Wigger wag way
I hate w.u. in the worst ******* way.

 

[Bevo's Buddy]

Great ******* song, Bookman!

 

[Gr8horn]

Freakin' Classic!!

Down with the W-sips!!!!

 

[Texas1969]

Why, again, do we (you, really) hate wofford?

 

[bozo_casanova]

f wofford!

I still remember going to Turtle camp, and "docking varsity's ears off" for the first time.

Spartanburg stinks like patchuli and ***.

 

[TXHookem]

You know, if you count our record vs. the w-sips during 1984-1993 and excluding the 1920s through the 1970s, except for 1955 and 1956, we're something like 14-2 against w.u. (tee hee)

 

[Bookman]

I hate w.u. because while the Longhorns were out winning the war, w-sips were dodging the draft, smoking pot, and voting for democrats.

Plus, they had sex with our women.

I hate w.u. because every year they get all the best recruits yet they underachieve. What have they done with all their talent?

I hate w.u. because their Coach Mike GAYers puts the "con" in the Southern Conference. If he ever found his way into a paper bag, he couldn't coach his way out of it.

I hate w.u. because their fans are classless, boo, leave early, and beat up old women.

Every day of the year, I turn on the heater in my car to symbolize my burning desire to beat w.u. But it's really hot, so I end up rolling down the windows. It's not good when it rains.

Look around the Internet! w-sips are the most hated fans around.

 

[billyray]

No way does w.u. (tee-hee) win over Gardner Webb (Webtards) this week! Much as I hate the Webtards, the arrogant w-sips (tee-hee) will be looking ahead to VMI.

 

[olehorn]

Bookman,

Nice start on your Wofford Bites fight song . . .

however, I'd like to see you insert a reference to "jizz for the stack", dead collies and "caneck, caneck".

Work in those themes and I think you got a real winner!

Hook'em