Things you should never do

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I thought that we could kind of make a repository of things that you should never do, a collection of hard-won knowledge that future generations could use. The only rule is that you have to have learned your lesson from personal experience.

So here's mine:

Never go camping, reach into your shaving kit in the darkness, dig around in it for your toothpaste, put the toothpaste on your toothbrush, and discover after-the-fact that your toothpaste was, in fact, actually hydrocortisone cream.

The result is not pretty.
 
You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim
 
Never play cards with a man named Doc.
Never eat at a place called Mom's.
Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own.
 
never ever try to have a calm, coheret, logical, and unbiased conversation with an aggy about their university.

do i win?
 
There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

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Cleaning a clogged lawnmower or snow blower should only be done when the engine is stopped.

Wish me luck - going out to throw snow right now with this:

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