Things that need a taser!

[Mike_Tyson]

Oh...and I have more. Just wait. I shall need to be gunned down instead of tasered by day's end!

BTW, I picked that beer because of your sig, for the De La Hoya/Mayweather fight. ALLSOME! Got the last case too.

 

[MisplacedHorn]

Anyone that uses a bluetooth cell phone thing
Women that put their makeup on while they drive

 

[shotgun427]

People who wait to get into their car to get on the phone.
People who drive all the way to the front of a merging lane to get over.
Dane Cook
The dude that told me I couldn't get into to his ****** bar because I was wearing white shoes.