Things that need a taser!

[Mike_Tyson]

When you're voted off a reality show, you get tasered! Can you imagine the suspense that would build?
Instead of points docked off, your professor gets to taser you in front of the class for turning in your paper late.
Toaster thieves get tasered.

 

[atxbaby]

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[chillywillywall]

women get taserd

 

[007 373 5963]

my junk

 

[The Peoples Elbow]

i agree with all posters, and i award this thread five stars

 

[MissingInAction]

people who dont turn right on red when they have their right blinker on, or even if they dont. drag them out and taser them right in the middle of the intersection.
I would clap.

 

[GreenDragonSix]

How about fat obnoxious parents who cannot control their fat obnoxious kids in the aisles at HEB???

 

[Macanudo]

GOO needs to get tasered. At a tailgate. All in the name of science of course.

 

[VoodooChi|d]

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[HornGrandioso]

Give people waiting to get into an awesome standing room only concert, to get a new Wii-type game, or the DPS the option to immediately go to the front of the line when they walk in the door.....if they get tasered...in front of everyone.

 

[EuroHorn]

Everyone on this board should be tasered. Stand in a long line, taser the poster next to you and pass it along

 

[bevosayshi]

Bea Arthur. Some of her expressions should warrant a good tasering.

 

[alxhorns]

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[bigtex1086]

The man on the left....

 

[bevosayshi]

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[TEXAS1026]

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[Mike_Tyson]

The Houston Texans

 

[orange_pride]

some of my students in school

 

[Mike_Tyson]

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[NCAAFBALLROX]

Hertz.







And Barry Switzer.

 

[alxhorns]

people who take their dog with them to the shitter deserve to get tasered

 

[HornsN04]

people who take someone else's laptop with them to the shitter deserve to get tasered.

 

[M C Orange]

1. people who sag their pants <tasered>
2. people who wear their hat crooked <tasered>
3. people who cut in line at the ferry <tasered>
4. drivers who always seem to have a blinker on <tasered>
5. old people @ slot machines in casinos on oxygen <tasered>

 

[OrangeBlooded]

people that eat "chili" with spaghetti while wearing jorts and burning couches.

 

[ctrl+alt+del]

People who drop a deuce in a public restroom and walk right out the door without washing their hands. That actually deserves a taser-whipping first.

 

[EllCee]

Collar poppers.

 

[MilkmanDan]

Anyone who claims to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's child. Including these guys:

 

[Mike_Tyson]

People who drive in front of me.

 

[S197HQQKEM]

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[PhatAtUT]

people that bump their 6 week old threads to see how many star-rated threads they can get on the first page.