Things fools pay for

[Hornin Hong Kong]

1) Rental Car insurance after handing over a platinum credit card

2) Extended warranties at best buy or circuit city

3) Insurance provided by movers if you have renter's insurance (always at usurious rates)

Anything else?

 

[bluto]

absolute first thing that came to mind was pron

 

[Texas Wahoo]

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[l00p]

Some people actually pay for a toilet that does not clean, wipe, analyze substance for fiber content, wash with warm water stream and check the prostate all in one sitting if need be. To think that people pay for just a hunk of porcelein that just flushes. Pshaw. Suckas!

 

[Anastasis]

*****

 

[Hornin Hong Kong]

"Some people actually pay for a toilet that does not clean, wipe, analyze substance for fiber content, wash with warm water stream and check the prostate all in one sitting if need be. To think that people pay for just a hunk of porcelein that just flushes. Pshaw. Suckas! "

I will value your opinion on the subject after you use it.

 

[l00p]

But I'm talking about Shaft!

(and giving your poopoo recepticle props)

(wow, that could be taken to great lengths, how would it take length like that?)

 

[GatorDave]

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[accuratehorn]

1) Male enhancement pills
2) Diet plan du jour
3) Nigerian e-mail deposits
4) Cigarettes

 

[YoLaDu]

1.Monster HDMI cables.

2. Oil Changes every 3000 miles.

3.Buying any new gizmo within the first year of it being available. ie: Iphone, Ipod, plasma TV, DVD player, CD player, VCR, etc.

 

[AuburnTexas]

Bottled water.

 

[CottonEyedHorn]

 

[Bookman]

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[HornBud]

There's no such thing as free *****. You always pay for it in one form or another.

Hookers aren't paid for sex, they are paid to leave.

 

[RichUT]

Disagree on Best Buy warranties. Buying the accident protection coverage for electronics is a no brainer. Wait until 6 months prior to expiration and then drop it on the floor a few times. Blame your kids and then get a newer/better widget for free.

Easy call.

 

[JJBoyd1001]

I am guilty for the 1st one. I take the Rental Car Insurance (CDW or LDW) even though my AMEX Blue Sky card covers it. lol.

 

[Lat22]

Anything that flies, floats or fucks.

 

[bevosayshi]

aggy head coaches

 

[Ignatius]

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[HornGrandioso]

Personal Injury Protection on your auto policy if you already have health insurance.

Parking for a non-playoff game at Minute Maid Park.

Paying extra to have your song "next" on the jukebox. (Although I might concede I am a fool for patronizing jukeboxes in general).

Racing tip sheets at the horse track. (Again, will concede paying to place a bet on horses is arguably foolish).

 

[HornsHornsHorns]

Rims

 

[HornBud]

A Mercedes to park outside of your apartment or other rental.

 

[Bob Wills]

12th Man Foundation

 

[TexHorn71]

Food or drinks at DKR, or any other stadium.

 

[RC Didnt Offer]

Tuition at any university in Oklahoma.

 

[Steel Shank]

$200 jeans

 

[Destined4Gr8tnes]

girlfriends boob job.

 

[Nonbryan]

new car

 

[Hornin Hong Kong]

[qupte]Disagree on Best Buy warranties. Buying the accident protection coverage for electronics is a no brainer. Wait until 6 months prior to expiration and then drop it on the floor a few times. Blame your kids and then get a newer/better widget for free.

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[Ramathorn]

I'll disagree with #2 as well.