There's a frozen apple in my freezer: *UPDATE*

[juicyfruit]

you should have burried it so that you could one day eat its children.

 

[007 373 5963]

i enjoyed this thread much more than the title would have led me to believe. well done.

 

[tropheus]

very nice.

 

[irishtexan]

you don't want to bury those seeds and have them reproduce, man. The result would have been some sort of fruit-bearing hybrid of teenage mutant ninja turtles meets jack and the beanstalk. radioactive apple-eating giants would descend from the beasts foliage and wreak havoc on the peaceful apple-consuming people of Austin. Seriously man, don't plant those ******* seeds.

 

[BigSHELL]

This might be one of the funniest threads I've ever read.

My co-workers are asking me if everything is alright. Wow.

 

[stillaphlopin]

So what's your update on the McRib?

 

[The Peoples Elbow]

you should have put it back in the freezer

 

[Hornius Emeritus]

Maybe I can bring my 18 year old can of Wolf Brand Chili over, KaiserSoze, and you and I can split it and have the apple for desert.

 

[gobears92]

eat it with a mC rib...

 

[atxbaby]

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[Bacone Cap]

That was beautiful on so many levels

Crush that apples soul. DO NOT EAT IT!!! It will impregnate your soul and rupture the fruit of your loins.

Angry Kaiser vs. Lowly Apple....Round 2: See how he holds up against a mere hammer.

 

[KaiserSoze]

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[bigup2dahorns]

i just stumbled onto this thread. pretty damn funny

 

[gobears92]

we should get cronkite to do a commercial for hornfans..ie..

we're texas..we're hornfans..we're drunks...

 

[washparkhorn]

Well done kaiser soze -- well done.

 

[Smurfette]

The perfect ending to this thread would be for KaiserS to post picks of the inside of the fridge.

 

[stillaphlopin]

I've seen his fridge and there is nothing to see. The next time I visit there better be some beer in there - and an apple and a McRib.

I know he wouldn't dare nuke the Jager stored in the freezer, so at least that will be waiting for me.

 

[Mrmyke709]

His freezer probably looks like this...

 

[Longhorn_Fan68]

My one experience with KS's fridge all I remember was beer, leftover pizza and ketchup. I'm betting those are still in there.

Nice apple.

 

[HornsN04]

MrMyke, that's hilarious.

 

[utexas_61]

i ate a huge apple yesterday. the sum ******* costed $2.99 per lb

 

[accuratehorn]

That's just not right. That's why I have notified PETAp.

 

[Horn2K]

I no longer feel compelled to look at pictures of Britney Spears' gash.

 

[NCAAFBALLROX]

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