The Recruitocosm
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ClevelandSteamer
First Time Poster
Where is that fresh batch of kool-aid I just made?
"Feels like an Arby's night."
"Feels like an Arby's night."
Scipio Tex
100+ Posts
Thanks for the nice comments. I need to start laying off of the mescaline.
You guys, like, get it.
By the way, I forgot to include the irritating comet Baptistalor -- as insignificant as they are, they're currently shining bright through the Aggie nightshade.
Do not deny the Recruitocosm.
You guys, like, get it.
By the way, I forgot to include the irritating comet Baptistalor -- as insignificant as they are, they're currently shining bright through the Aggie nightshade.
Do not deny the Recruitocosm.
WOW!
"Her moons are Forney, Skidmore and Naaman Forest"
In the history of this board there have been many eloquent tomes and witty quips posted. Nothing comes close to the depth this masterpiece reached.
LONG LIVE PLANET LONGHORN!!!
I will support her until they pry my cold dead fingers off this bong!
My new signature:
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"Her moons are Forney, Skidmore and Naaman Forest"
In the history of this board there have been many eloquent tomes and witty quips posted. Nothing comes close to the depth this masterpiece reached.
LONG LIVE PLANET LONGHORN!!!
I will support her until they pry my cold dead fingers off this bong!
My new signature:
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12thStudStan
250+ Posts
I get it. The Longhorns are the spice of life.
Isn't Planet Reveille right next to Uranus?
Nice post Scip.
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Isn't Planet Reveille right next to Uranus?
Nice post Scip.
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triplehorn
2,500+ Posts
Candidates to be defenders of Planet Longhorn must be taught to circumnavigate the wormhole that aborts them unceremoneously to the locale of the Black hOUle.
rpongett
100+ Posts
A small but massive pulsar that is often overlooked is Blinnicon, in the Brenhamanian asteroid belt. While its spectorgraphic profile is less than considerable, its selective influence on moons throughout the Recruitocosm is noteworthy.
Blinnicon's leading lights are a peculiar but delectably formidable lot, who are as likely to shine brightly during the Fall as they are to put a 9mm hole in a telephone because it wouldn't connect them to Miss Cleo after they yelled loudly at it.
Blinnicon is much like its sister pulsar, Navarrocus, and shares an equal luminescence co-efficient with Black hOUle.
Blinnicon's leading lights are a peculiar but delectably formidable lot, who are as likely to shine brightly during the Fall as they are to put a 9mm hole in a telephone because it wouldn't connect them to Miss Cleo after they yelled loudly at it.
Blinnicon is much like its sister pulsar, Navarrocus, and shares an equal luminescence co-efficient with Black hOUle.
OU86
< 25 Posts
ATTENTION:
Greetings from black hOUle.
As you may (or may not) be aware a miniscule astral body exists to the North and East of black hOUle. It escapes black hOUle's pull only because it is so tiny and utterly devoid of power. It is so tiny and insignificant that we have no name for it.
A recent report from Planet Longhorn, however, suggests that this tiny body exerted some not inconsiderable negative influence on Planets Bengal and Reveille. Although the extent of the damage has yet to be determined, the mere fact of this phenomonon is staggering as there is no known physical explanation for this event. Under the physical laws known to us the influence of this tiny body should not be felt by either of these larger planets. (We are however given to understand that this tiny body has exerted a negative influence on Planet Reveille in the past).
Please confirm and explain if possible.
That is all.
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Mediocrity: It takes a lot less time and most people won't notice the difference until you get your *** kicked on television.
Greetings from black hOUle.
As you may (or may not) be aware a miniscule astral body exists to the North and East of black hOUle. It escapes black hOUle's pull only because it is so tiny and utterly devoid of power. It is so tiny and insignificant that we have no name for it.
A recent report from Planet Longhorn, however, suggests that this tiny body exerted some not inconsiderable negative influence on Planets Bengal and Reveille. Although the extent of the damage has yet to be determined, the mere fact of this phenomonon is staggering as there is no known physical explanation for this event. Under the physical laws known to us the influence of this tiny body should not be felt by either of these larger planets. (We are however given to understand that this tiny body has exerted a negative influence on Planet Reveille in the past).
Please confirm and explain if possible.
That is all.
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Mediocrity: It takes a lot less time and most people won't notice the difference until you get your *** kicked on television.
Chattanooga Texan
< 25 Posts
In times long past, before the development of the phatphildrive, the Recruitocosm was unreachable from this distant and dark point of the universe. Few young moons were available in Daygloworanges sphere of influence. At that time, Daygloworange largely wallowed in the shadows of Pachydermusred. Initially, Daygloworange only raided Longhorn land for young girls but finding too many virgins gave up their sortees because "if they ain't good enough for kinfolks they ain't good enough for us." But now, the planet Daygloworange beams at the prospects of raiding young moons. Longhorns should remain ever on guard against the hillbillyites who are the minions of Daygloworange.
"He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice."
-Albert Einstein with Thanks and a tip of the hat to MM II
"He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice."
-Albert Einstein with Thanks and a tip of the hat to MM II
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