The First 100 days

horninchicago said:
Yeah and our horny *** image of lesbians comes from porn, not real lesbians. No offense to our resident lesbians because I love y'all.
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Porn has nothing to do with it. I just don't understand why anyone would want to have sex with some hairy dude. It makes no sense to me.
 
Monahorns said:
I understand it. Women can be very nasty. Men too.
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I'm just talking about the sex. I understand the self-centeredness, delusion, duplicity, and nuttiness that many (and perhaps most) women have. I married a very selfless and sane woman, but most women I've known and most that I've dated were nuts once I got to know them beyond the superficial level.
 
Mr. Deez said:
Porn has nothing to do with it. I just don't understand why anyone would want to have sex with some hairy dude. It makes no sense to me.
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That part I agree with. Most men wouldn't be excited to watch butch lesbians or Rosie types. Shiver....

So, it is good looking chicks in porn that make it fun for guys.
 
Mr. Deez said:
I'm just talking about the sex. I understand the self-centeredness, delusion, duplicity, and nuttiness that many (and perhaps most) women have. I married a very selfless and sane woman, but most women I've known and most that I've dated were nuts once I got to know them beyond the superficial level.
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A sane woman I dated once said that almost all women are emotional basketcases and she was right.
 
Garmel said:
Something like that.
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At one point I considered breaking up with the Aggie. I held back because of my older brother. His rationale was that all women are crazy, dishonest, and dumb like that but that not all women were freaks in the sack. He said those kinds of women are "really special." Lol.

Eventually she ended things but got even crazier. She broke up by email and then 30 minutes later started texting me about how sad she felt over the breakup and how lonely she was. I blew all that off. Two months later, she found out I was dating Mrs. Deez. She started trying to get me to come back and asked me to see her for bootie calls, which I obviously rejected. When she found out later that I was engaged, she freaked out and texted me about how terrible I was for marrying someone else, how the money I was spending on the ring was meant to buy her a ring, and all kinds of crap. She acted more like I had dumped her when the opposite was true. Fuckin crackpot Aggies.
 
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Mr. Deez said:
At one point I considered breaking up with the Aggie. I held back because of my older brother. His rationale was that all women are crazy, dishonest, and dumb like that but that not all women were freaks in the sack. He said those kinds of women are "really special." Lol.

Eventually she ended things but got even crazier. She broke up by email and then 30 minutes later started texting me about how sad she felt over the breakup and how lonely she was. I blew all that off. Two months later, she found out I was dating Mrs. Deez. She started trying to get me to come back and asked me to see her for bootie calls, which I obviously rejected. When she found out later that I was engaged, she freaked out and texted me about how terrible I was for marrying someone else, how the money I was spending on the ring was meant to buy her a ring, and all kinds of crap. She acted more I had dumped her when the opposite was true. Fuckin crackpot Aggies.
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Dayum.
 
Phil Elliott said:
Are you saying your current wife was on the other team before she met you? If that is what you are saying, :bow:.
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Full disclosure. Met my wife in high school and never dated. Then we went our separate ways for 24+ years. In 2016, we reconnected through FB and I saw on her FB page that she was with a lady, which surprised me since she dated guys back in high school.

After talking to her, she married a gal and was married for 13 years to her before she was killed while riding her Harley. About two years after her spouse's death we reconnected and I found out then that she loved me.

Wish I could brag that my bedroom prowess was the reason but in reality it is because I am a sweet and nice guy. Although, she did say I would have been a good lesbian...not sure what that means :thumbup::idk: but I really do and it's not because I love women:yippee:
 
militaryhorn said:
Full disclosure. Met my wife in high school and never dated. Then we went our separate ways for 24+ years. In 2016, we reconnected through FB and I saw on her FB page that she was with a lady, which surprised me since she dated guys back in high school.

After talking to her, she married a gal and was married for 13 years to her before she was killed while riding her Harley. About two years after her spouse's death we reconnected and I found out then that she loved me.

Wish I could brag that my bedroom prowess was the reason but in reality it is because I am a sweet and nice guy. Although, she did say I would have been a good lesbian...not sure what that means :thumbup::idk: but I really do and it's not because I love women:yippee:
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Damn, you should have kept up the lie. You'd be like a god around here. We'd all be saying, "teach us, oh great master."

As for saying you'd make a good lesbian, I think I have a pretty good idea of what that means. It means you're a pro at something that most of us had to learn by trial and sometimes much error.
 
Mr. Deez said:
Damn, you should have kept up the lie. You'd be like a god around here. We'd all be saying, "teach us, oh great master."

As for saying you'd make a good lesbian, I think I have a pretty good idea of what that means. It means you're a pro at something that most of us had to learn by trial and sometimes much error.
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It means when he is in a rush, we need to use the term "going lickety split".
 
Mr. Deez said:
Damn, you should have kept up the lie. You'd be like a god around here. We'd all be saying, "teach us, oh great master."

As for saying you'd make a good lesbian, I think I have a pretty good idea of what that means. It means you're a pro at something that most of us had to learn by trial and sometimes much error.
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Sangre Naranjada said:
It means when he is in a rush, we need to use the term "going lickety split".
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He's a cunning linguist.
 
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