Texas vs. Kansas: Game Thread

[Horns11]

This defense is ******* pitiful.

 

[Horn2RunAgain]

Texas makes it easy to comment in Mystery Science Theater 3000 style.

Post of the fn year.

 

[Pomspoms]

Sure would like to see a defensive lineman make tackle

 

[horninchicago]

This defense is ******* pitiful.

They're winners!

 

[Handler]

Body language says it all... Seems Schooler is only D player engaged. Maybe the 30 transfers is true...

 

[BALL IS LIFE]

For all you folks who want to jump to the SEC next year you may want to tap the brakes. We need some d-line and o-line players first. We couldn’t win Conference USA at this point.

 

[Handler]

All 4 of our LB transfers are bad players. Portal pretty much only works at QB and 5th year OL.

 

[horninchicago]

Body language says it all... Seems Schooler is only D player engaged. Maybe the 30 transfers is true...

Would think if transferring, you would try to play hard and look good. But alas, mental midgetry and all rears its ugly head.

 

[George Bailey]

How many were no-shows?

I'm not sure, but wouldn't blame em for not showing up. I can't imagine what they're thinking about this. I hope they see an opportunity to come in and play immediately. But this bunch may have thought that about Charlie's classes a few years ago.

 

[Gontex2]

This entire d-line could hit the transfer portal tonight and Horns would not be worse off. Getting their asses kicked on every play. Lbs are not doing a heck of a lot better.

 

[Giovanni Jones]

It's like watching bribed Customs agents at work

 

[p_town_horn]

Texas has some crucial recruits at this game. Right now Sark isn’t just screwing this season he is screwing our future

 

[Golgo451]

I can’t handle this. I need to see my therapist immediately. His name is Dr. Jack Daniels. He’s very good in situations like this.

 

[horninchicago]

I can’t handle this. I need to see my therapist immediately. His name is Dr. Jack Daniels. He’s very good in situations like this.

I'm having Maker's and egg nog. I think it is really bringing out my creativity.

 

[Handler]

I can’t handle this. I need to see my therapist immediately. His name is Dr. Jack Daniels. He’s very good in situations like this.

Take it easy, need to stay awake for Zags. Beard will get his guys to play hard.

 

[Giovanni Jones]

OK, that was a valid TD reception, no question.

 

[MeatHeadHorn]

When do the boos start?

 

[Horns11]

You could literally stare down Brockermeyer and throw it directly at him and we'd get the same result.

 

[LonghornCatholic]

The scary thing is, if CDC can’t fix this dumpster fire, nobody can.

 

[horninchicago]

Enough with the David and Goliath. Jesus. We haven't been that in years.

 

[Pomspoms]

14-0
We need southlake carrol's defense

 

[Texanne]

I see nothing in this defense that indicates they care one bit about the outcome of this game. I feel bad for Coach Sarkisian. I don’t think he knew what he was getting himself into when he came here.

 

[Garmel]

Are we having fun yet?

 

[horninchicago]

When do the boos start?

Already started up here in Burr Ridge.

 

[dukesteer]

Could this be an intentional collapse? One has to wonder.

 

[Giovanni Jones]

When do the boos start?

No boos. Just go through the motions of cheering, to match the Horns going through the motions of playing football.

 

[BevoJoe]

D has -0- pursuit

 

[Vol Horn 4 Life]

Sark was a mistake.

 

[horninchicago]

I see nothing in this defense that indicates they care one bit about the outcome of this game. I feel bad for Coach Sarkisian. I don’t think he knew what he was getting himself into when he came here.

The Don...all due respect...is slipping.

 

[erbutch]

Wow,the receivers first catch of the year. He had to wait for a pattycake team to make it. Unbelieveable.