Seth Altman

[Chop]

Seth Altman, you SOB!

You woke me up at 4 am!

 

[Horn6721]

Of course I had to look Sam Altman up.
Chop I hope you meant you got the phone alert and not that Sam was banging on your door.

 

[Sangre Naranjada]

Me too. But WTF are these idiots doing blasting an alert in Lockhart for an incident that happened near Amarillo?

 

[Chop]

Me too. But WTF are these idiots doing blasting an alert in Lockhart for an incident that happened near Amarillo?

Exactly.

This Seth Altman guy must be a combination of Charles Manson and Rambo to be dangerous enough to alert the whole State around 4 a.m. on a super loud volume cell phone buzzer.

Maybe it will be hard to sit a jury in Texas when he's caught and goes to trial...

Voir Dire:

Lawyer: "Mr. Potential Juror, do you know or have any relationship with Defendant Seth Altman?"

Potential Juror: "Yeah, he's that mutha f@ckin' son of a b!tch that woke me up at 4 a.m. from the Panhandle!"