Seth Altman

Of course I had to look Sam Altman up.
Chop I hope you meant you got the phone alert and not that Sam was banging on your door.
 
Me too. But WTF are these idiots doing blasting an alert in Lockhart for an incident that happened near Amarillo?
Exactly.

This Seth Altman guy must be a combination of Charles Manson and Rambo to be dangerous enough to alert the whole State around 4 a.m. on a super loud volume cell phone buzzer.

Maybe it will be hard to sit a jury in Texas when he's caught and goes to trial...

Voir Dire:

Lawyer: "Mr. Potential Juror, do you know or have any relationship with Defendant Seth Altman?"

Potential Juror: "Yeah, he's that mutha f@ckin' son of a b!tch that woke me up at 4 a.m. from the Panhandle!"
 

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