Sarkisian

[Texanne]

This game is like a 3-hour recruiting ad for Sark. It's Sark Week on ESPN, I think

All right, I concede when it’s used in this context.

 

[Texanne]

I never understood the love for tinker toys. I was a Lincoln Log guy.

Heh heh heh ... he said “log”.

 

[EDT]

Welcome to the SARK TANK!

 

[horninchicago]

All right, I concede when it’s used in this context.

So, we are agreed. Use of the name Sark will be allowed but controlled. Sabre Horn will give protection, and there will be the peace.

 

[BevoJoe]

That play looked familiar. Too familiar.

Glad it was run by OSU and not Sark.

 

[giveemhell]

Texanne has cred that you will learn after you have been here a little longer.

I miss Texanne's old sig, though, which was either all or part of: "You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons."
Which in my mind was applicable to both Aggies and Sooners...

 

[Crockett]

Oh yea Don’t forget St. Darrell or mean Gene the coke machine a Hilton!

I liked it when he slimmed down a little and they called him the Diet Coke machine.

 

[HornSwoggler]

Well, I was impressed and encouraged with the way, Coach Sarkisian, aka Not Sark, aka Winner, used motion, misdirection, pocket protection, excellent blocking, players skills and outstanding effort to control the game. He manipulated the Buckeyes defense over and over. Loved it!

 

[kbrown]

What a stupid post in the first place

Sorry no offense!! But do Rosey or the Rose or Tyler Rose or Big Earl count too!

 

[kbrown]

Sorry no offense!! But do Rosey or the Rose or Tyler Rose or Big Earl count too!

Or with some one that has so much much cred rememember Slick,or Woo???? Not sure That Bad *** Steve Worster ever approved of it!! Maybe Sabrehorn knows

 

[Godz40acres]

I'm going with...
The Right Honarable Illustriuous Lord Sark.

(Until he proves me wrong)

 

[Sangre Naranjada]

Hey, I still play with tinker toys.

 

[Chop]

In the name of all that is holy, can we please call our new coach “Sarkisian“ instead of “Sark”? Every time I see that, it reminds me of the way aggy has to give a stupid nickname to every single person that ever walked on that campus.

If and when he gets a bit testy and sarcastic at a press conference, we can call him "Snark."

If he's animated, and lighting a fire under our team, we can call him "Spark."

 

[militaryhorn]

If and when he gets a bit testy and sarcastic at a press conference, we can call him "Snark."

If he's animated, and lighting a fire under our team, we can call him "Spark."

That leaves when he poops the bed, we can call him "Shart"

 

[Pomspoms]

Also, when he when he works night and day tirelessly like an iron man we will call him "Stark". Just sayin.

 

[caryhorn]

Slick, Woo, Ham, Lam, Jam, Bam Bam, and Boom all say Hello

And we cannot forget the very recent, "Boo" for a certain QB who played well for us for a little while. And Woo I remember as "Woo-Woo" Wooster. And "Rosey" Leaks.
The nick name has a glorious history that must be preserved!

 

[mchammer]

Sarksy and Hutch.

 

[ViperHorn]

Sark Press Conference Today (12 January) at 1600 LHN and Streaming on Football - Coach Sark.

 

[Run Pincher]

I certainly don't expect to see the Bama offense anytime soon, but how about the rest of our fans.
Texas Fans Should Temper Expectations Around Steve Sarkisian

 

[Joe Fan]

Thankfully it did not turn into a "Herman with sledgehammer" gif
(or "Herman pinching nipples" gif)
(or "Herman double rods" gif)

 

[txhorn_et]

Sark brought a water bottle aka Herman

 

[Joe Fan]

 

[Vino Bevo]

Thought the press conference was outstanding. A few points he made that stuck with me:

• (For Longhorn Nation) "That's my football team, that's something I'm proud of."
• "We are clearly the flagship university in the Great State of Texas."
• "Our goal is to out-prepare and out-coach our opponent every week."
• (For Texas high school coaches) "This is your program - the door is always open."
• "Key is to know who you are, believe in who you are, and stick with those beliefs."
• "You've never really a coach until you've been fired. After that you focus on ways to get better and better."
• (For current and prospective players who want to be the next Najee Harris or Lavonte Smith) "You need to understand what they did to there and we will work with you to develop to that point."
• (Today's players) "Need the guidance, they need the leadership."

Throughout it all, he was genuine, used reporter's names when responding (which is big for me), and humble. He stressed relationships and talked about perseverance and overcoming. On top of it all, when asked about The Eyes, his response was "That's our song - we support it and sing it proudly."

I like this guy...

 

[horninchicago]

I knew some ******* would ask about playing a and m again. Wish he would have said something like screw them they ran off like titty babies.

 

[Vino Bevo]

I knew some dip**** would ask about playing a and m again. Wish he would have said something like screw them they ran off like titty babies.

I think that was Bohls - dip**** is accurate.

 

[horninchicago]

I think that was Bohls - dip**** is accurate.

No, he was about 4 questions prior to that. But, yes, definitely a ******* too.

 

[SabreHorn]

No, he was about 4 questions prior to that. But, yes, definitely a dip**** too.

When did you/y'all elevate Bohls to "*******" status?

 

[horninchicago]

When did you/y'all elevate Bohls to "dip****" status?

Good point.

 

[rick mueller]

"It's our school song and we will sing it proudly."

 

[VYFan]

It was Ed Clements I think