Actually HornHawk, Izzy tried to make a few dollars too many off Shakes (Izzy is my dealer). Izzy has been put out of commission but Shakes will be trying out for the mascot position at A&M. I understand Bryan College Station is the perfect place for an alcoholic clown (who hates children) to make a living.
Mimehorn,
You have nothing to offer this board but clutter. Your brand of comedy is tripe and unoriginal. I hate mimes more than children. People like myself work hard to provide comic relief while you do nothing but provide a static gimmick. Sure, I've taken to drink, but I'll do whatever it takes to come up with new material. If that means I need to down a bottle of Wild Turkey then that’s what Barnum would have wanted. Granted my brain has been rotted with drink and dissolute l-i-v-i-n, but we all know how you keep that pale complexion and why you've got rings around your eyes. A mime is no more than a junky with a mind that works like an old engine that has gone haywire from being dipped in lard. Hey Mimehorn, how come nobody ever says,
"I wanna be a mime when I grow up?"
We drove you half wits out of Palookaville and I'll be damned if I'm going to sit by while Austin is infested by your kind. When we finally get a hold of you, while Binky holds you down I'm going to carve "I'm not Funny" into your chest with a piece of one of my Old English Ice cans. We'll see if you make any noise then.
Stay away from boxes.
crouched and waiting,
Shakes
"and I have nothing to say to the sooners, they probably couldn't read it anyway."
-Rufus Harris
Mimehorn,
You have nothing to offer this board but clutter. Your brand of comedy is tripe and unoriginal. I hate mimes more than children. People like myself work hard to provide comic relief while you do nothing but provide a static gimmick. Sure, I've taken to drink, but I'll do whatever it takes to come up with new material. If that means I need to down a bottle of Wild Turkey then that’s what Barnum would have wanted. Granted my brain has been rotted with drink and dissolute l-i-v-i-n, but we all know how you keep that pale complexion and why you've got rings around your eyes. A mime is no more than a junky with a mind that works like an old engine that has gone haywire from being dipped in lard. Hey Mimehorn, how come nobody ever says,
"I wanna be a mime when I grow up?"
We drove you half wits out of Palookaville and I'll be damned if I'm going to sit by while Austin is infested by your kind. When we finally get a hold of you, while Binky holds you down I'm going to carve "I'm not Funny" into your chest with a piece of one of my Old English Ice cans. We'll see if you make any noise then.
Stay away from boxes.
crouched and waiting,
Shakes
"and I have nothing to say to the sooners, they probably couldn't read it anyway."
-Rufus Harris
