Reville to transfer to UT?
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Bring Back Wishbone
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In the words of the immortal W.C. Fields "**** green doggie or get off my lawn".
Hook 'EM
Hook 'EM
OU Sucketh
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What a canine quandry over at Kyle. Justin ForSheep...LOL
LHB_is_King
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Instead of locking her up in a closet, why not just tranquilize her beyond belief to keep her in control?
TouchdownTexas
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It's a State Funded Cult. This is classic...
"Ya'll have a good night Tech Fans. Thanks for coming out. Take care." TSW (waving good-bye accordingly)
"Ya'll have a good night Tech Fans. Thanks for coming out. Take care." TSW (waving good-bye accordingly)
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LaVidaLonghorn
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"placid village known as College Station," you should of said flacid village. Hilarious.
Austin Bill
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RC didn't offer.
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DallasHorn
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classics move it soon
Amos Moses
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hornFANtastic
You aggie. It's spelled Reveille, as in military trumpet signal.
"Let's get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
You aggie. It's spelled Reveille, as in military trumpet signal.
"Let's get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
hornFANtastic
100+ Posts
Amos:
Damn Associated Press. It can't get any thing right. After, being made aware of the egregious error, it has been corrected. EDIT. Well, an attempt was made to correct the error but time had expired. Only the aggies should be offended. As far as I know, REVEILLE can't read. But then again, neither can aggies.
Hook'em Horns
Edited by hornFANtastic on 1/19/01 08:29 AM.
Damn Associated Press. It can't get any thing right. After, being made aware of the egregious error, it has been corrected. EDIT. Well, an attempt was made to correct the error but time had expired. Only the aggies should be offended. As far as I know, REVEILLE can't read. But then again, neither can aggies.
Hook'em Horns
Edited by hornFANtastic on 1/19/01 08:29 AM.
Horny secretary
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This is too funny. Straight to classics.
hornFANtastic
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AP--In perhaps the most shocking news of the offseason, Reville the Texas ATM mascot, worshipped by Aggies worldwide, has indicated a desire to transfer from ATM to the University of Tennessee, which has set off a firestorm of controversy in the normally placid village known as College Station.
Outraged by yet another blow to the fragile aggie ego, Corp of Cadet members, have locked the hairy canine in a closet and are refusing to give her food or water until she pledges her renewed loyalty to all that is aggie.
"After all we've done for that *****, she stabs us in the back. What a two percenter. Wait, she must be a sip. That's it. TU sucks," said James Goldbond, spokesperson for the Corp. of Cadets, a paramilitary organization known for patriotically defending Kye Filed, a national war memorial at all costs from invading cheerleaders and the like. "Just when things were going so well with football and recruiting, she does this. This is the last time she kicks me out of my bed at night. TU sucks. Whoop, Whoop,...."
The Society for The Prevention of Cruelty to Animals has filed a lawsuit on the furry aggie's behalf and has asked the court for a cease and decist order. In the petition, the society claims that Reville has been forced to witness numerous unspeakable acts, including but not limited to, the filling of the bonfire jar, Sheep Night, and various acts more particularly described as "sexual acts usually consumated between members of the opposite sex and/or speicies."
"Not only is she a two percenter, she's a liar," Goldbond said. "Those acts were merely part of the aggie experience and were to facilitate male bonding and followership, which are unique to us. You wouldn't understand because only aggies understand aggies. Oh, yea, TU sucks."
Before her incarceration, Reville, a four-year-old collie *****, had announced an intention to transfer to the University of Tennessee to attempt tempt to walk on as their mascot. Sources close to the situation state that Reville felt she had a real shot for the job as had as much to do with the Volunteer name as the hounddog named Smokie, who currently serves in that capacity.
Aggie students have also decried the transfer and have claimed that Mack Brown is behind it.
"I just can't imagine anyone wanting to leave College Station," said Justin Forsheep, a junior animal husbandry major. "We have everything, the Dixie Chicken, Wings and More, the war memorial,... Aggies just don't leave aggies. Wait, aggies just don't sue aggies. I'm getting mixed up. Damn Tsips and Tennesseesips. TU and TU suck."
In the meantime, fearing a worse-case scenario, ATM administrators have conducted a student poll on a new mascot. So far 89.3 percent of the 20,000 students participating in poll favor a sheep to take over the reigns and prowl the sidelines of Kyle Field. The remaining 10.7 percent favor a large pile of wood as the mascot.
At press time, Reville has been unable to comment.
Edited by hornFANtastic on 1/18/01 07:36 AM.
Outraged by yet another blow to the fragile aggie ego, Corp of Cadet members, have locked the hairy canine in a closet and are refusing to give her food or water until she pledges her renewed loyalty to all that is aggie.
"After all we've done for that *****, she stabs us in the back. What a two percenter. Wait, she must be a sip. That's it. TU sucks," said James Goldbond, spokesperson for the Corp. of Cadets, a paramilitary organization known for patriotically defending Kye Filed, a national war memorial at all costs from invading cheerleaders and the like. "Just when things were going so well with football and recruiting, she does this. This is the last time she kicks me out of my bed at night. TU sucks. Whoop, Whoop,...."
The Society for The Prevention of Cruelty to Animals has filed a lawsuit on the furry aggie's behalf and has asked the court for a cease and decist order. In the petition, the society claims that Reville has been forced to witness numerous unspeakable acts, including but not limited to, the filling of the bonfire jar, Sheep Night, and various acts more particularly described as "sexual acts usually consumated between members of the opposite sex and/or speicies."
"Not only is she a two percenter, she's a liar," Goldbond said. "Those acts were merely part of the aggie experience and were to facilitate male bonding and followership, which are unique to us. You wouldn't understand because only aggies understand aggies. Oh, yea, TU sucks."
Before her incarceration, Reville, a four-year-old collie *****, had announced an intention to transfer to the University of Tennessee to attempt tempt to walk on as their mascot. Sources close to the situation state that Reville felt she had a real shot for the job as had as much to do with the Volunteer name as the hounddog named Smokie, who currently serves in that capacity.
Aggie students have also decried the transfer and have claimed that Mack Brown is behind it.
"I just can't imagine anyone wanting to leave College Station," said Justin Forsheep, a junior animal husbandry major. "We have everything, the Dixie Chicken, Wings and More, the war memorial,... Aggies just don't leave aggies. Wait, aggies just don't sue aggies. I'm getting mixed up. Damn Tsips and Tennesseesips. TU and TU suck."
In the meantime, fearing a worse-case scenario, ATM administrators have conducted a student poll on a new mascot. So far 89.3 percent of the 20,000 students participating in poll favor a sheep to take over the reigns and prowl the sidelines of Kyle Field. The remaining 10.7 percent favor a large pile of wood as the mascot.
At press time, Reville has been unable to comment.
Edited by hornFANtastic on 1/18/01 07:36 AM.
ProdigalHorn
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This post feels sticky to me. And not in the gross, disgusting way, either.
"(A&M) is a running team that thinks it can pass just enough to get themselves into trouble." - Terry Bowden, with his one entertaining comment of the season.
"(A&M) is a running team that thinks it can pass just enough to get themselves into trouble." - Terry Bowden, with his one entertaining comment of the season.
SPEED GOAT
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Does this mean the Dead Revielles lose their scoreboard?
Great, this is lambing season and all my pretty ewes are scared to death of Aggie talent scouts.
If God had not wanted them sheared, He would not have made them sheep!
Great, this is lambing season and all my pretty ewes are scared to death of Aggie talent scouts.
If God had not wanted them sheared, He would not have made them sheep!
ProdigalHorn
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Wasn't The Dead Reveilles a local band? I think I heard them on Sixth Street once.
"(A&M) is a running team that thinks it can pass just enough to get themselves into trouble." - Terry Bowden, with his one entertaining comment of the season.
"(A&M) is a running team that thinks it can pass just enough to get themselves into trouble." - Terry Bowden, with his one entertaining comment of the season.
hornFANtastic
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Thanks for the compliments MimeHorn. Very succinct and well phrased. You are truly a man of few words.
Hook'em Horns.
Hook'em Horns.
Hollis Wood
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MimeHorn - Your smartass rants aren't helping the program. And quit trying to blame everything on being trapped in the imaginary box or the imaginary gust of wind.
UPDATE: Barring the inability of the Ags to secure a sheep as their new mascot (mainly due to fear of assault by crazed yell leaders on the part of the proposed mascot), a&m has instead secured the services of Izzy, the former mascot from the 1996 Atlanta Olympics:
Izzy, unable to find work for the past five years, welcomes his role as the new spiritual leader of the Fightin' Ags. "My goal will be primarily the same as was that of Reveille, that is, to inspire fear in the hearts of opponents of A&M everywhere and to rally the 12th man into a feverish pitch whenever they hear my rallying cry, which is a series of high-pitched squealing noises protruding from my butt."
Mascot handlers were somewhat displeased at the selection of Izzy. As one stated: "I was somewhat of a cool guy when I brought Reveille to class with me. Now I just look like the dork I really am. On the plus side, it is pretty cool that we get out of class early whenever this new guy farts."
"Hey, man, I'm trying to turn you on to a good thing here!" -- Kelly's Heroes
Izzy, unable to find work for the past five years, welcomes his role as the new spiritual leader of the Fightin' Ags. "My goal will be primarily the same as was that of Reveille, that is, to inspire fear in the hearts of opponents of A&M everywhere and to rally the 12th man into a feverish pitch whenever they hear my rallying cry, which is a series of high-pitched squealing noises protruding from my butt."
Mascot handlers were somewhat displeased at the selection of Izzy. As one stated: "I was somewhat of a cool guy when I brought Reveille to class with me. Now I just look like the dork I really am. On the plus side, it is pretty cool that we get out of class early whenever this new guy farts."
"Hey, man, I'm trying to turn you on to a good thing here!" -- Kelly's Heroes
HuskersBob
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I don't think my A&M bud's would like this, but I have to admit it's fricking hilarious!!
What a scream! LOL!!
GO HUSKERS!!
What a scream! LOL!!
GO HUSKERS!!
King Crimson
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I beg to differ on one point: the use of the 'active voice' for the sheep _prowling_ the sidelines might have been more accurately cast as those guys in the white suits _prowling_, and the sheep _being prowled_.
MimeHorn is a genius.
MimeHorn is a genius.
Horn Tattoo
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This needs to go to the top one more time. outstanding.
uisge beatha
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If Reveille transferes, does she have to sit out a year (2 if w/in the B12)?
Rumor has it there's an unemployed beaver in Oregon... maybe he can set up an interview with RC?
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