Quick Notice

[Horn6721]

Dion?.
It is almost as though you do not trust us.

 

[El Sapo]

Dion,

I just want to say that this has been a long time in the making and we are thrilled that y'all will join us for the week. The stage is set and we've confirmed your chosen part of this week's communal shopping list :

6lbs of white phosphorus
2 handles of acceptable vodka
1 deck of fresh Tarot cards written in conversational Mongolian
5 fire proofed manuals for a 60,000,000 volt Electric Arc furnace ( approved for use by the local utility company between the hours of 2-4 am)
1 pallet of panty hose
6 micro grams of chalk from Gaylord stadium
36 laying hens of show quality
1 valid life insurance policy

We appreciate your expertise in the laying hens & especially your correction in ascertaining the proper dialect when selecting the Tarot cards.

The advanced training you volunteered for at 79,000 feet should pay dividends.
If everything goes according to plan this week, we should expect similar results by day 3.

At that point we turn it over to you as you're certified in the plan and procedures for phases 2 and 3 and we look forward to watching the program you've envisioned come to fruition. The Libyans shouldn't be a problem. Drive safely, dropped you a pin, and we'll see you when you get here. Hook Em'

-- Sapo

 

[LousianaHorn]

Enjoy Dion!

 

[ViperHorn]

6lbs of white phosphorus

What are you going to do with the Willie Pete?

 

[LonghornDave]

We should all be VERY afraid what might happen when the "dad" is gone.

 

[Dionysus]

@El Sapo so no monkeys on this phase - roger that

 

[theiioftx]

Enjoy Dion! I’ll try to add some sponsors in your absence.

 

[EDT]

Dion, enjoy your family and stay safe.

 

[LonghornCatholic]

I'm running with scissors!!!!!!

In the street!

 

[WorsterMan]

 

[n64ra]

Somebody ping me if Mrs. Meyer is seen house shopping in Austin.

Nice try to throw us off the trail. We all know you are going to help the Meyers pack for their move to Austin.

 

[SabreHorn]

As the early on APPOINTED moderator of DAY 1, I shall not censor Vol for the use of "jackass" unless Duke complains that is was an insult and he was expecting a harsher choice of words, which he would be a gentleman and thank Vol for.

 

[Horn6721]

Sabre
YOU are setting a high standard for others

 

[mb227]

As the early on APPOINTED moderator of DAY 1, I shall not censor Vol for the use of "jackass" unless Duke complains that is was an insult and he was expecting a harsher choice of words, which he would be a gentleman and thank Vol for.

If Duke were to complain, they are an idoit and I, for one, would be uphauled if you took action...

Just sayin'

Of course, I ALSO think the real question is whether you will accept a peaceful transition when Dion returns...

 

[SabreHorn]

Duly noted

Is being "uphauled" anything like "haulin ***"?

Where is MC, my appointed interpreter?

 

[horninchicago]

Duly noted

Is being "uphauled" anything like "haulin ***"?

Where is MC, my appointed interpreter?

Uphauled=Horn Fans vernacular for "appalled".

 

[WorsterMan]

Duly noted

Is being "uphauled" anything like "haulin ***"?

Where is MC, my appointed interpreter?

A poster long long ago misspelled "appalled" and his / her spelling of "uphauled' stuck.

 

[horninchicago]

A poster long long ago misspelled "appalled" and his / her spelling of "uphauled' stuck.

Same with "allsome" I guess because some Texans say it that way? I never heard people say it like that but I can imagine.

 

[mb227]

A poster long long ago misspelled "appalled" and his / her spelling of "uphauled' stuck.

The fact that we have to explain this makes me wonder how long before the flags are in the wrong order...

 

[Chop]

We'll then, I'm uphauled by they're failure to no about the history of this allsome bored.

 

[horninchicago]

The fact that we have to explain this makes me wonder how long before the flags are in the wrong order...

I think someone must have hacked @SabreHorn. Better not trust anymore of his posts for the next few days or so.

 

[horninchicago]

We'll then, I'm uphauled by they're failure to no about the history of this allsome bored.

This gruntles me.

 

[SabreHorn]

HIC,

You're a nice guy and great contributor to HornFans, but publicly acknowledging that you ever "trusted" my posts will cause many to reconsider your reliability.

 

[horninchicago]

HIC,

You're a nice guy and great contributor to HornFans, but publicly acknowledging that you ever "trusted" my posts will cause many to reconsider your reliability.

Thinking I'm a nice guy will cause many to do the same with you now lol.

 

[horninchicago]

Oh, and now we know it's really you haha.

 

[Horn6721]

IIRC it was an aggy who used uphauled
Before anyone goes for the juggler if I am wrong remember truth is better than facts

 

[Driver 8]

A poster long long ago misspelled "appalled" and his / her spelling of "uphauled' stuck.

It was some pre-Madonna trying to sound smart

this thread gave me chortles

 

[AC]

Funny thread! If we need to hide any detonation devices,Terrenac, ammo, liquor or women before Dion returns. Let me know! I have a great hiding place for all that stuff! He he, can’t tell you where but it’s allsome!

 

[WorsterMan]

Funny thread! If we need to hide any detonation devices,Terrenac, ammo, liquor or women before Dion returns. Let me know! I have a great hiding place for all that stuff! He he, can’t tell you where but it’s allsome!

AC, I'm only interested where the women and liquor are hidden!

 

[Vol Horn 4 Life]

AC, I'm only interested where the women and liquor are hidden!

If any ammo or women need to be hidden I have plenty of room down here on the Vol Horn Executive Ranch. The Ladies are very welcoming.