Proof that TAMU is the only 12th Man

[SpiderAg]

Ive always been one a them folk that looks for signs from God to solidafy my beliefs in thangs a suchwhats. I reckon thats just the christian way I been raised. So when I seen the latest Big 12 football statistical tabulations it was obvious to me that God was telling us Ags that we was indeed the 12th Man. And I reckon if I was folk from Seattle I'd fasten my eyes and ears to the Pacific in case your recent dabblins in 12th Man falsehood invokes the ire of God and a burning sulfur sunami comes a barrelin your way.
Let the statistics speak for themselves...

Scoring Offense
12th TAMU

Rushing Offense
12th TAMU

Passing Offense
12th TAMU

Total Offense
12th TAMU

Red Zone Offense
12th TAMU

Sacks Against
12th TAMU

Scoring Defense
12th TAMU

Rushing Defense
12th TAMU

Age when Spider attended his first "Spend the Night with the Corp."
12

Age when Spider first visited a child psychologist.
12

Age when Spider woked up in Farmer Johnson's sheep pasture wearing nuttin but his corp boots and a Chewy Chewbacka mask.
21 (sort of a backwards 12)

I don't reckon much more proof is necessary for learned folk. Texas A&M University is the only home of the world famus 12th Man.

 

[HornBud]

Nice...

 

[Tejano@UT]

Exemplary analysis, SpiderAg. Seems like it's been a while.

 

[BigOHorn]

"Chewy Chewbacka mask."

I laughed

 

[Horns11]

A pleasure, as always.

 

[Horn@AC]

Must of been a hell of a memory, or lack there of in the pasture. haha

 

[RomaVicta]

God don't lie, spidey. I think the statue of the verging mary had an extra toe on each foot when she glowered down back when the ags played Notre Dame. You do the math on them toes.

 

[Texanne]

 

[WorsterMan]

Good to have you back after another Meat Judgin' vicktree - hard to argue with those statistical tabulations Spidey, so you got that goin' for 'ya, which is nice.

 

[Bluepies]

All hail SpiderAg.

Spider, it's always a pleasure to have you here. Ah thank that ag edyukashun has got yoo smarter all thuh tiym.

 

[KC-97HORN]

[obligatory] He aint no Ag [/obligatory]


Spider, we was worried, your last posts had you hanging out with the Corps

So you have had your boots for 2 years now, when are you gonna finally graduate from the world famous aTm University?

 

[Austin180]

wel dun spiedur

 

[TxEx84]

 

[BevoJoe]

Yay!! Return of SpiderAg!!

 

[salonghorn-70]

Spider, it has been too long.

 

[madscientist]

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[baylorbear245]

pure greatness

 

[cochamps]

2 tickets to aggy - army game = $120
buyout of Franny contract = $600,000
spiderag 12 th man post = priceless

 

[TheGallopinGoose]

SpiderAg 1, Seattle Seahawks 0

 

[netslave]

You forgot

Standing in the Big12
12th TAMU

 

[Vol Horn 4 Life]

For the first time in my life I have been left speechless.

Nice!! Very nice!!

 

[voteforhank]

Well Done Spider

 

[HousHorn09]

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