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[Horn6721]

I posted this in another thread but it is funny enough to see it again. NOW this vid is making rounds across the country

 

[cnb]

Here we go again. What's with the high knee crap.

 

[Statalyzer]

Was there supposed to be a punchline to that joke?

 

[Horn6721]

cnb
I am embarrassed to admit I learned this this week
But when the yellin dudes do that weird leg thing other aggys are supposed to go Whoop.
We knew they were idiotic but until this week had no idea it was so strange.

 

[1sahorn]

cnb
I am embarrassed to admit I learned this this week
But when the yellin dudes do that weird leg thing other aggys are supposed to go Whoop.
We knew they were idiotic but until this week had no idea it was so strange.

Have to agree...the "strange" is unfathomable.

 

[SabreHorn]

6721,

I thought only seniors & graduates were allowed to "Whoop"

 

[Horn6721]

Sabre
I watched that tutorial on aggyness that was posted on here earlier in the week.
One dude was in front explaining what all the gestures meant while 3 others stood in the background hugging each other. I was laughing so hard I might have missed the nuance of "whoop".
I bow to your knowledge

 

[Statalyzer]

I think he actually does that when a testicle gets stuck in the folds of his boxers. Kicking one leg up like that is just an attempt to resituate the nads without reaching a hand down there in front of the crowd, since he doesn't want to have to wait for Squeeze Ags time to perform the adjustment....

 

[Horn6721]

Stat
That is NOT imagery for a Sunday afternoon.

 

[SabreHorn]

6721,

Don't limit that to Sunday

 

[MeatHeadHorn]

So Cringe. New level of Aggy joke. A bad story with no punchline that Aggy cheers and whoops for.

 

[horninchicago]

I think he actually does that when a testicle gets stuck in the folds of his boxers. Kicking one leg up like that is just an attempt to resituate the nads without reaching a hand down there in front of the crowd, since he doesn't want to have to wait for Squeeze Ags time to perform the adjustment....

They have testicles?

 

[MeatHeadHorn]

Went to mid-nite yell practice with an aggy friend (who subsequently transferred to UT). It was incredible. I love m-n y p. Where else can you be entertained so much for so little. Those yokels really think they're cool...what's more, they really think that chicks really think they are cool. It's a full blown comedy show & it's free to anyone who shows up. Problem is, you have to be in Kolige Stayshun til after mid-nite to see it.

Went to the yell practice before last UT game. It’s sad how cool they think they are. The experience generated a lot more questions than it answered. Certainly thankful not to be an Aggy struck with envy/obsession.

 

[horninchicago]

Went to the yell practice before last UT game. It’s sad how cool they think they are. The experience generated a lot more questions than it answered. Certainly thankful not to be an Aggy struck with envy/obsession.

But, if you were, it would be like any other mental affliction. Only those around you would be the ones suffering.

 

[Horn6721]

hic
Off topic but WAY cool avatar.

On topic. It is funny in a sad way that aggy thinks things like squeezing cajones in public are cool.. Wonder what most of the team thinks?

 

[horninchicago]

hic
Off topic but WAY cool avatar.

On topic. It is funny in a sad way that aggy thinks things like squeezing cajones in public are cool.. Wonder what most of the team thinks?

Thanks. That is one of our A320 NEO aircraft, "Lone Star The Longhorn Steer". That was the first plane my daughter flew on Frontier 2 years ago.

 

[Horn6721]

Does it say it on the tail?

 

[mchammer]

Thanks. That is one of our A320 NEO aircraft, "Lone Star The Longhorn Steer". That was the first plane my daughter flew on Frontier 2 years ago.

You need an aggy version too. Then, the pilots can ask the male aggy passengers to squeeze at takeoff and landing.

 

[horninchicago]

Does it say it on the tail?

No, near the front.

Lone Star the Longhorn Steer

 

[Horn6721]

THAT is freaking awesome
I wonder if aggys boycott it

 

[Sangre Naranjada]

THAT is freaking awesome
I wonder if aggys boycott it

Yes, and all the Okies on board expect to fly inverted.

 

[Horn6721]

SN
Nicely done
So thieves will be looking at aggys squeezing.
And hic is in cockpit laughing.
Will be a heck of an announcement from the Captain

 

[horninchicago]

I end all my PAs with "Hook 'Em".

 

[Horn6721]

hic
THAT is representing

 

[Badass]

 

[X Misn Tx]

OMG, dancing in the streets. Even Dorothy didn’t rate this when she offed the Wicked Witch-East.

I mean...I remember Texas' basketball 1990 run with BMW...When we beat Xavier to the Elite Eight for the first time in forever, students poured onto the drag from campus and west campus. The streets and sidewalks were so full. Nowhere to go, just out there yelling and singing UT songs. To this day, I love that night.