Don’t you just wonder about some of our fellow humans once in a while?
How would you like to be one of those who has to go to the Idiot Counter to book a flight to Australia?
Austrian Airport Idiot Counter employee: “Hi, how may I help you?”
Idiot traveler: “Hello, yes ... well, it seems I was terribly misinformed about our destination today. I mean, I certainly know the difference between Austria and Australia, ha ha! Who doesn’t! Yes, this is very uncomfortable. Can we keep this quiet? Thank you. Ha ha!”
From the LHC post - "Then he grabbed me by the neck."
Coming this spring to NBC, UTA Lawyer represents.
UTALawyer: Linebackers don't have necks like that, no human could grab that neck. Your honor, Godzilla did this! Prosecution rests as I have nothing else.