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LC I can see you being this guy!

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"
"Please, Father! I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Four months vacation and five good leads...
 
*****JOKE TIME*****
A lawyer & a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a plane. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are slow & dumb. So the lawyer asks the senior if he would like to play a game. The senior declines, but the lawyer persists. "The game is fun, I ask you a question & if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5.00. Then you ask me one & if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00!" So the senior agrees. The lawyer asks the 1st question "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The Senior doesn't know so he gives the lawyer $5. Now, it's the senior's turn. "What goes up a hill with 3 legs & comes down with 4?" The lawyer calls all his smart friends & uses his laptop but could not find the answer. So he hands the senior $500.00. The senior immediately falls back asleep. The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer so he wakes the senior & says, "Well, so what goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down with 4?" The senior reaches into his pocket & hands the lawyer $5.00 & goes back to sleep.
 
Once upon a time there lived a King who had the most beautiful daughter.
But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.
No matter what: Metal,Wood, Stone
Anything she touched would melt.
Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.
The King despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?
He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the King, 'If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured.'
The King was overjoyed and came up with a plan.
The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the King's wealth.
THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.
The first brought a sword of the finest steel.
But alas, when the Princess touched it, it melted.
The prince went away, sadly.
The second prince brought diamonds.
He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt.
But alas, once the Princess touched them, they melted.
He too was sent away disappointed.
The third prince approached. He told the Princess,
'Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.'
The Princess did as she was told, though she turned red.
She felt some thing very hard. She held it in her hand.
And it did not melt!!!
The King was over joyed. Everybody in the kingdom was over joyed.
And the Prince married the Princess and they both lived happily ever after
Question: What was in the Prince's pants?
M&M's of course! They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
What on earth were you thinking?
 
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