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If it pleases the court.
My client, Jamarcus Russell, despite having a ridiculous name, is innocent of watching blank tapes and not actual opposition footage. The tapes were valid, and my client accidently erased said footage. (Consults with client). While my client MIGHT have been blitzed at the time, he did watch the blitz packages. Defense rests, Your Honor.
Sincerely,
utahorn, ESQ.
Extinguished Graduate - NWTL (Never Went to Law School)
That career in IT and Finance Degree is really paying off.