This happened to me at at UT game once, when I was sitting with a friend named Dick. And another one of our friends was sitting about 10 rows above us. He saw us, and started yelling, "Hey Dick!"
We both heard him.
But when I turned to look at Dick, who was seated immediately to my left, he was cracking up. Dick was a funny guy with a mischievous face. Seeing him laughing hard would make anyone else laugh too. So I began to crack up too. And we didnt turn around, just pretended we did not hear him.
Which forced the friend above to yell, "Hey Dick!" increasingly louder, certain that we would hear him eventually hear him if he only yelled it loud enough.
But we could hear him.
Everyone heard him.
Which made us laugh even harder.
And so finally this large hairy dude sitting right behind us turned around finally had enough and yells, "Hey buddy, who you calling a dick?!!!"
It was briefly tense as the entire section was now on alert
Flushed out, Dick stands, turns back and yells, "No. I'm Dick! I am Dick" He was laughing so hard, spittle was coming out
I was almost vomiting by this point
All of the above is true
Dick and wife opened an elite daycare for working parents somewhere in Bellaire
And the guy yelling owns a Volvo specialty shop on Richmond