Post a picture that makes you lol
- Thread starter Longhorn_Fan68
- Start date
That looks like fun right there I don't care who ya areRedneck pool slide:
Not sure if head first into a shallow pool is the right choice, but *** first might be fun after a couple brews.
Statalyzer
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Can we keep the blatant political stuff to the West Mall? I don't want to be Thread Police here but this has been a hilarious thread that's been going on for a long time and I'd hate to see that ruined.
Point of personal privilege noted. 
Statalyzer
10,000+ Posts
Statalyzer
10,000+ Posts
Not getting it
Looks like a bridge with water under it. I think it is actually the top of a building, but the perspective is causing the bridge illusion.
Man The Onion is really falling behind Babylon Bee these days. They are just phoning it in.
Joe Fan
10,000+ Posts
It's the top of a taller building, after a big rain
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? Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
? I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
? When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
? A recent study has found that woman who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
? Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
? America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.
? You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s your common sense leaving your body.
? Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
? My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.
? I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
? Money talks ..but all mine ever says is good-bye.
? You're not fat, you're just... easier to see.
? If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
? I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, “Here, fill this out?”
? My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I’m pretty sure she was hitting on me.
? Denny’s has a slogan, “If it’s your birthday, the meal is on us.” If you’re in Denny’s and it’s your birthday, your life sucks!
? The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. I’m pretty sure she’s going to get me something.
? The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.
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? The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk.
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