only way I could see it being better would be to have folded it up calzone style and then dipped into the McD's bbq sauce... and why no sweet and sour?
Wow. That was frickin hysterical! And the strangest thing is, I did a double take through the whole thing and had the distinct thought that orange-explosion might be onto something. I want a slice!
The original post started out well enough to get a grin out of me. Then I saw the last picture. Gun, Dagger, tape measurer, Dr. Pepper, and barbecue sauce. Fantastic.