F' the world, I got laid off last night, a 6 pack of Christmas Ales (St Arnolds) and a **** load of Jim Beam and I can't sleep. Good thing is my sister kicked *** against aggy tonight in the NCAA tourney (they still lost 4-1), but I'm still up at 7:00 AM because I'm too pissed and drunk at this point to sleep.
Gotta appreciate the good friend/neighbor that will let you rant for hours upon end.
I just completed my task of tearing apart a bullet with toenail clippers. I never suspected they were that soft, though it stands to reason - bullets are made of lead, and lead is one of the softer metals. Huh.
Bigtex here to make my contribution this thread at 4:47am:
-Tonight I realize my ex-gf is a lying *****.
-I realized I am no where near over her.
-Oreo double stuff cookie with the chocolate cream are almost as good as sex.
-The chicks in the infomercial have great... great... big bewbies. Its very niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice. Me likey.
-I am naked