OK, I think there are 5 or 6 of us up right now

Finally Friday out here in Hawaii....bout damn time.....
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F' the world, I got laid off last night, a 6 pack of Christmas Ales (St Arnolds) and a **** load of Jim Beam and I can't sleep. Good thing is my sister kicked *** against aggy tonight in the NCAA tourney (they still lost 4-1), but I'm still up at 7:00 AM because I'm too pissed and drunk at this point to sleep.

Gotta appreciate the good friend/neighbor that will let you rant for hours upon end.
 
I just completed my task of tearing apart a bullet with toenail clippers. I never suspected they were that soft, though it stands to reason - bullets are made of lead, and lead is one of the softer metals. Huh.
 
Bigtex here to make my contribution this thread at 4:47am:

-Tonight I realize my ex-gf is a lying *****.
-I realized I am no where near over her.
-Oreo double stuff cookie with the chocolate cream are almost as good as sex.
-The chicks in the infomercial have great... great... big bewbies. Its very niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice. Me likey.
-I am naked

Bigtex out.... 4:51
 
There's the sun (or clouds) and some birds are chirping.

There goes any resemblance of a sleep schedule I might have had.
 

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