oh ye of moral high ground

coolmess,

You don't have a hair on your *** if you can't step up and respond to this. It's alright to be stupid sometimes. Everybody looks dumb once in awhile. But if you can't come out and laugh this off and take it on the chin then you're a coward who has lost the ability to laugh at himself. Get in the ring you sissy.

"Midgets boys, and plenty of 'em."
 
coolidoit,Hello? Where are you???

You know, any number of your fellow sooner fans would show more sack than you have. They'd come back to take their lumps. ut I guess that's why you like to quote Texags. All the nutless wonders congregate over there.

With all due respect to SPEED GOAT:
If God had not wanted them plucked, He would not have made them Ducks!
HOOK 'EM
 
A "classic?" I feel as if I'm Moses, having finally reached the promised land. I don't believe that any thread that I've ever been part of has been a classic. I guess all that clean living and all those pure, burnt-orange thoughts have finally paid off. But I DO wish the stupid Sooner would come back and say, "Okay, I screwed the pooch." My guess is that he never will.

Cakes



"The budget should be balanced; the treasury should be refilled; public debt should be reduced; and the arrogance of public officials should be controlled." -Cicero. 106-43 B.C.
 
coolmess is unable to respond-he has been captured by aggys and placed in their cloning lab. The aggys feel he is an excellent candidate for improving their breedstock.

"Look out kid, they keep it all hid."
 
To paraphrase Dan Rather:

"To err is human. To really screw up, you need a Sooner."

The Orange Conspiracy--from the outside, you can't see it, from the inside you can't talk about it.
 
Oh ye of such highly asinine behavior

What a nice laugh. Waiting to hear the explanation....

Patiently waiting......

"We'll do it for Johnny"
 
I guess coolmesser's village finally got its "idoit" back.


"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man sending back soup at a deli."
 
This thread should be required reading for any student entering the University of Texas. To see a Sooner this stupid is priceless.
 
Welcome to Norman...here's your Uzi, crack pipe,and preprinted term papers....all spellchecked.

"You can't put bread in a cold oven"...Isaac Hayes on foreplay.
 
Where are our other sooner posters to defend their man here? CC&D? hOUston Sooner?

boom

For Texas....I will.
 
This is what becomes of inbreeding.

To quote Thumper from the movie "Bambi":

"If you can't say something nice, then go and try a pathetic flame on a HornFans board."


"Hey, man, I'm trying to turn you on to a good thing here!" -- Kelly's Heroes
 
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