oh ye of moral high ground

C

coolmesser

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who hath so often decided to belittle the crimson and creme, ask yourselves this question - how in the world did Spencer Riley actually pass English Comp? If you don't know what I am talking about you need to look in your own backyard before looking at OUr dirty laundry.

"You're only as old as the woman you feel"
- Marx (Groucho, not Karl)
 
I understand he passed becaused he didn't randomly mix his upper and lower case letters when constructing a sentence.
 
Bring out your dirty laundry, and we'll bring out ours.
If you have an allegation to make, make it. If this item, whatever it is, makes everyone in the world of college football forget the sordid past of ou, it must be awful indeed.
"I won't retire and leave college football to the Sherrills and Switzers of the world," Joe Paterno.

"Look out kid, they keep it all hid."
 
Unless this heinous crime, whatever it may be, will land UT on six (that's 6) major NCAA probations in football, with television bans and bowl game bans, I'd say the moral high ground is pretty damn far above anything in oklahoma.
Oh, and it must also include at least two Sports Illustrated magazine covers with players being arrested and failing drug tests.


"Look out kid, they keep it all hid."
 
Spencer Riley is somebody who played at the University of Tennessee The Link and who signed with the Buffalo Bills this year but whom CoolMesser apparently read about today on the Texags board The Link and, without checking his facts, decided to wander over here and try to lay some smack down on us about.

Is it true what they say about Sooners being stupid?

Cakes

"The budget should be balanced; the treasury should be refilled; public debt should be reduced; and the arrogance of public officials should be controlled." -Cicero. 106-43 B.C.
 
I'm thinking he did not quite reclaim the moral high ground yet.

"Look out kid, they keep it all hid."
 
What an ***.


"Where there is groomed lifestock, there is allways aggie folk rite behind." --SpiderAg
 
Nice work, Cakes.

What an absolute moron you are, coolmesser.

"Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?"
-- Johnny Rotten, Jan. 14, 1978
 
it's so easy it's scary.

thanks cakes, i needed that laugh. so coolmesser is your mother your grandmother too?

TxEx99

The spread offense is basketball on grass.
-Carl Reese
 
Take this thread straight to classics (at least immediately after we all laugh at it for a few days!). This was hilarious indeed. I was wondering why I had never heard that name before.

hook'em

mop



Yeah, Like sarcasm is REAL hard to understand.....
 
we looked in our backyard as requested and Spencer Riley isn't there.

that is great work, cakes. Too bad the gomers deleted the thread- it must have been hilarious.

ttt
 
Our moral influence must be very wide indeed, if we are responsible for players in Tennessee.

When bongos are outlawed, only outlaws will have bongos.<P>
 
yall quit lying.

Spencer Riley was here until Mack ran off our guard Lawrence Williams and then he declared for the draft.
 
UTChe96: True, true. Synergy is an amazing thing.

Everybody else: Basically, somebody named "DeadPot99" on Texags went off on a rant yesterday about how everybody except Texas A&M seems to be able to get away with cheating. He mentioned, I believe, Miami, Alabama, and UT. Then he went on to write about how Spencer Riley was able to escape UT without ever having written a single paper. I had to read it twice myself, but then ----- being a Longhorn and, hence, by definition 10 times smarter than the typical Sooner ---- I deduced that DeadPot was talking about the other UT, the one in Tennessee. CoolMesser, in his paranoid obsession with all things burnt orange, leaped to the conclusion that we were guilty of this horrendous crime and, rather than do an internet search on Spencer Riley, went off on us. When I realized what he was talking about, I laughed my butt off.

It was like a free gift during the holiday season, and I will be forever grateful.

An eternal law that governs the universe is "whenever a Sooner talks about morality, he's in over his head."

Cakes

"The budget should be balanced; the treasury should be refilled; public debt should be reduced; and the arrogance of public officials should be controlled." -Cicero. 106-43 B.C.
 
Truly hilarious!

Hey, I don't blame coolmessr for trying. I mean, if it was true we had a player graduate without writing a paper it would pretty much put us on par with them, what with the drug dealing, shooting, raping, player paying and responsibility for the existence of Brian Bosworth.
 
Coolmesser,

Go to the mall right now and buy a shirt which reads...

"I'm with stupid."

Hook 'Em Horns, Always.
 
Gentlemen,
I submit to you that these are grand and glorious times. Not only are we witnessing the pussyfacation of the A&M Football program and it's mindless followers, but we are also reminded that the brain of the typical OU fan is substantially smaller than that of normal human beings. And all of this in one thread.

Can I get a hrumpphh?
 
College Station,Tx- The world's first human possessing a negative iq was found in a small apartment near the Dixie Chicken yesterday. When the unidentified man was ask what did two plus two equaled, he responded with a strange whooping sound. In other news, scientist at a MIT lab where astounded when a fully grown sooner was able to perform various tasks deemed difficult for a 4 year old mongoloid child.

"I got nipples Greg, could you milk me?"
 
Consider it "classic-ified". It will remain over here for everyone to continue to enjoy and then move over to Classics once it has stopped getting tons of responses.

--
Hook 'em Horns
 
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