Official Clothing Store of the Douche

[notreally]

true story.

i work with a guy that is the prototypical douchebag. thing is, he is a pretty close friend, as we have hung out for a few years now and he is a super cool guy regardless of his douche affiliation. here are some of the qualifiers.

1. Ford f150, blacked out, 24" rims, multi woofer system.
2. Bodybuilder - competitive bodybuilder
3. Has more "afflction" and "obey" t shirts than i have of any kind of shirt added all together.
4. Wants a "phohawk".
5. Lives in Addison

so i pretty much always **** with him about his douchiness, you know, rag on his endless amount of affliction shirts etc. so i was doing that when he declared he was changing his whole wardrobe and was about completely re-do it. his words.

"i'm going all ed hardy".

case closed.

 

[Uncle Rico]

i was in addison today. i saw about 10 dudes who looked just like the guy you described. addison just flat out ******* sucks.

 

[Xminus6]

Saw a short Mexican guy at the mall who REALLY loved the Ed Hardy. Guy had on a hat, jeans and shirt that all had the Ed Hardy logo covering at least 70% of the surface areas of each garment. Also, it was written in Gold. He had his enormous Ed Hardy T-shirt half-tucked into his Ed Hardy Jeans. After spending whatever it was he spent on it I thought the guy looked like he bought all his clothes at Costco. Can't figure the appeal of that stuff. Maybe it looks *somewhat* better on someone else, but on this guy it just looked like complete and utter ****.

 

[Uncle Rico]

i've got a buddy who is really good at walking up to the douche in a bar and asking them where they got their sweet zipper shirts and **** like that. most people would get their faces kicked in but he approaches it like, "i'm trying to change from being a such a tight *** and want to be a little cooler and more hip". yeah, some of them think he's gay but it's really funny that they have no idea he is making fun of how big of shitdouches they are.

 

[killerfrog17]

What's wrong with being a bodybuilder?

 

[notreally]

nothing is wrong with it, if that is your deal, but it is the ULTIMATE act of vanity. which is really what being a douche is all about right?

that is okay.... in that way, i am kind of a douche. i just hide it through my driving a a jetta, not wearing jewelry, or shirts with logos.