Objective comparison of the AM vs. tu classes

Blah, blah underrated. Blah, blah overrated. Blah, blah didn't want that guy anyway. Blah, blah our guys are better. Blah, blah self proclaimed linebacker U. Blah, blah listed as bigger/smaller, faster/slower than they really are. Blah, blah we may never have another group of seniors with a winning record against tu.
 
I am just wondering who did you not see play in high school?
You must go to different high school game every night of the week. I was just wondering how you found time to go to the UT a&m game when we beat yall. Or did you just catch the highlights?
 
Great post, Kevin. They could use another keen football mind like yours over at the websider. You should apply for a job there.

Most horns are very concerned about having to face the vast stockpile of talent that Cassidy is assembling in aggyland. And, we wonder how we'll ever catch up with the ags.

It was Cassidy who said that Mack didn't invent the wheel. And, most horns thought he did. So, we appreciate y'all correcting us on that.
 
Kev, you've missed your calling. How much is your pay site? You have really nailed these classes on the head. What an in depth analysis. You are brilliant.
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Very funny stuff, although I object to the slander on Polish people everywhere. I have no problem with slandering the gomers, of course.
 
As far as I'm concerned, Rob's out and Kev's in as our BBS Recruiting Guru. As one of the Johnsons said in Blazing Saddles," How can you argue with logic like that. It's an authentic example of prime American gibberish."
 
That would be pure Aggie gibberish.
Finally, a nickname for the Aggie offense, to go with the wrecking crew: the Axis offense.
 
I hear Reggie's father, IceCube, thinks he may have a shot at matching his phenomenal numbers. If I weren't banned from cow **** U's board, I'd love to post Ice Cube's numbers with the oilers and see if they think McNeal can match them while catching passes from Farris and all of his other Senior Citizen successors.

"We are not going to dazzle anybody with our talent."

R.C. Slocum on the Aggie Football Team.
 
First of all, you lose any credibility that you try and gain by using the word "objective" when you throw in the endless "tu" crap. Maybe we can give all you aggys some crinkly paper that you can keep yourselves entertained with, too. But saying that everyone at The University is "either gay or a hippie", you really show yourself to be a jackass moron of the highest level, so a&m was the perfect place for you. As for your opinions of our recruiting, they don't matter a damn, because we all know who came out on top this season, and who will be kicking the **** out of jackbooted gomers for years to come.
 
BRAVO !!! You must have earned a master's degree in Objective Analysis from Goober U.

"Goober was Gomer's cousin"
 
Uh, did I just see about five of us take this seriously?

KK is a legend on this board, and on texags.com. For those not in the know, this is what's called a parody. It's funny. Read it again.
 
"As far as I'm concerned, Rob's out and Kev's in as our BBS Recruiting Guru. "

Wow. These Mentos really do work!
 
parody my ***

This guy is a real aggy. You folks who think otherwise are kidding yourselves.

Do you really think that most ags don't have this same mindset?
 
Just a hunch.. the people that took that seriously are the kind of people that have bought something from an infomercial. Lots of proud owners of Salad Shooters/Ronco Rotiserie Ovans/Oxy Cleaners/Abtronics
 
You lost me at "here"......DAMN....I thought that we had a good recruiting class but we only got a QB who sucks....overhyped WR and fat linemen......yawn
 
******* hillarious!

Now, I gotta ask, as much as it MUST be a Horn or someone besides an Ag doing a spoof, is it possible for an Ag to be THAT stupid? Think about it now. Can't answer no very quickly, can you?!
 
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