NOTHING CHANGES

[MaduroUTMB]

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

 

[LonghornCatholic]

And that’s fair.

 

[X Misn Tx]

LOUD NOISES!

 

[WorsterMan]

GET OFF MY LAWN !!!

 

[mchammer]

10 YARD MINIMUM OFFENSE

Bump or should I say BUMP?

 

[Gylcomer]

I GOT A PROBLEM WITH ALL YOU PEOPLE, AND NOW YOU’RE GOING TO HEAR ABOUT IT

 

[Driver 8]

OH NOW YOU'VE DONE IT I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY WITH YOURSELVES

 

[Sangre Naranjada]

Last gasp of a dying offseason?

 

[Dionysus]

Last gasp of a dying offseason?

 

[WorsterMan]

WHY LONGHORN CATHOLIC, YOU STARTED THIS THREAD AGAIN AND OPENED UP A WHOLE NEW CAN OF WHOOP-***!!

 

[Gylcomer]

IF THIS IS LOVE , IT BRAKES MY FART

 

[Dionysus]

IF THIS IS LOVE , IT BRAKES MY FART

Did you know that the “Jerusalem artichoke” is known to sometimes cause gas which has earned it the name “fartichoke” — true story I sweater gawd

 

[WorsterMan]

^^^^ WHAT'S LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT?

 

[Gylcomer]

YOU AINT GOT NEAR ENOUGH DDT IN ALL OF BREWSTER COUNTY TO KILL OFF THAT SWARM OF ASSHOPPERS

 

[WorsterMan]

HERE, HOLD MY BEER... YA'LL WATCH THIS!

 

[LonghornCatholic]

He hates these cans!!!!

 

[Chop]

Well, pre-Madonnas, that about sums it up...

For all intensive porpoises...

 

[LonghornCatholic]

Who cares….it’s a mute point.

 

[WorsterMan]

YOU WRECKED MY CAR!!!

YOU ****** UP, YOU TRUSTED US!

 

[mchammer]

ONCE AGAIN - LOUD NOISES!

 

[WorsterMan]

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH !!!

 

[mchammer]

EVERYBODY STOP IT!

 

[mchammer]

EVERYBODY STOP IT!

IT’S NOT FUNNY ********!

 

[Giovanni Jones]

"Y'all got some crazy kids in this town."

 

[earl77]

IT IS WHAT IT IS

 

[mchammer]

MUMBO JUMBO!!!

 

[WorsterMan]

YOU AIN'T FROM AROUND ARE YOU BOY!?

 

[mchammer]

GOOD GRIEF!

 

[1sahorn]

Daddy, I keep taking the Haldol but the voices in my head just won't stop. They tell me to keep my axe nice & sharp so I'll be ready when they have further instructions for me.

Daddy, I need a new bastard file...my old one is worn out, but my axe is nice & sharp.

 

[WorsterMan]

(McHammer trying to sober and get the inmates to settle down)