Note to Hornfans

Garlic. Candle. Incense. Holy Water. :hookem:

If that Rx doesn't work, get real aggressive with it:

Back rub from an Oklahoma truck driver
Roman candles
Spicy beef jerky
Schlitz Malt Liquor

If that doesn't work call LC in the morning!

Just tryin' to make you smile a little bro... get well soon !!
 
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If that Rx doesn't work, get real aggressive with it:

Start with a back rub from an Oklahoma truck driver, add Roman candles, eat spicy beef jerky from Race Track and gulp a 6 pack of Schlitz Malt Liquor. If that doesn't work the first time, repeat and call LC in the morning!

Just tryin' to make you smile a little bro... get well soon !!
Hopefully you are already fully recovered. Best wishes!
 
I'm surprised you didn't abide and suggest he drink White Russians and go bowling.
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In only 13 1/2 hours (6-8 of which we will sleep), we will have behaved ourselves for a full week, including a football game.

Not sure Dion thought that was possible.

Hook em and get well, my friend :hookem2:
 
My first scanning of Hornfans 2021 leads me here to wish a speedy return to the helm for our Hornfan leader.

Dion, I'm raising my cup to wish you a healthy and happy 2021!!
:hookem:
 
Hornfans Friends,

I’m working through a health issue (not Covid) and just wanted to let you all know that I could be offline for a while. I may not be able to respond to PMs, reports, or new registrations at some point, but I hope to be back in the mix as soon as possible.

Love you idoits.

Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah everyone.

:e-christmas-tree: :e-menorah:

Just saw this my friend. I'm praying for you!
 
Dion... hope you are getting better each day. Give us an update at some point if you can.

In the meantime, while you were away from the wheel today..... with much relief we learned Tom Herman's irresponsibility, bad decisions, poor coaching and malaise are now in the past. We now have a new Sheriff in town and a new era in UT football.

Hopefully a much better future is ahead on the 4000 Acres.

:okcool:
 
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Yeah I’ve been wondering too, particularly after his name being brought up on a West Mall (I think) thread several times yesterday.
Hope you’re near well Buddy.
 
He did say " awhile" on Christmas Eve. So, it's been a little over 2 weeks. What say you on the definition of "a while"? I say a few weeks or so.
 
I try not to bother him, but do text him every couple of weeks. I'm overdue, and will reach out to him.

My last text was Jan 1
 
He thanked me for my prayers and for putting him on the prayer list at church. Working on improving, and ready to get back over here to herd ants.
 

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