Bevolatile
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(Hats off to Willie Nelson)
I grew up a-dreamin' of bein' a Sand Ag,
and tossing tortillas all day
Pursuin' the life of red dirt in my buttcrack,
And tearing down goal posts each game.
I learned all the rules of the modern-day Raider,
You don't worry about running the ball.
Just pass every down, and hope they don't notice,
That you ain't got no defense at all.
My heroes have always been Sand Ags.
And they still are, it seems.
Sadly in search of, but one step in back of,
The Longhorns and championship dreams.
Sand Ags are special with their own brand of misery,
From being in Lubbock too long.
You could die in a sandstorm of complete utter boredom,
Knowin' well that your best days are gone.
Letting your own coach drink up all your whiskey,
I had to drive 80 miles for a beer.
Old worn-out skank hos, with old worn-out mammaries,
Will make your ole ralph disappear.
My heroes have always been Sand Ags.
And they still are, it seems.
Sadly in search of, but one step in back of,
Any hope of a real football team.
Sadly in search of, but one step in back of,
A real school or real football team.
I grew up a-dreamin' of bein' a Sand Ag,
and tossing tortillas all day
Pursuin' the life of red dirt in my buttcrack,
And tearing down goal posts each game.
I learned all the rules of the modern-day Raider,
You don't worry about running the ball.
Just pass every down, and hope they don't notice,
That you ain't got no defense at all.
My heroes have always been Sand Ags.
And they still are, it seems.
Sadly in search of, but one step in back of,
The Longhorns and championship dreams.
Sand Ags are special with their own brand of misery,
From being in Lubbock too long.
You could die in a sandstorm of complete utter boredom,
Knowin' well that your best days are gone.
Letting your own coach drink up all your whiskey,
I had to drive 80 miles for a beer.
Old worn-out skank hos, with old worn-out mammaries,
Will make your ole ralph disappear.
My heroes have always been Sand Ags.
And they still are, it seems.
Sadly in search of, but one step in back of,
Any hope of a real football team.
Sadly in search of, but one step in back of,
A real school or real football team.
