Movies that would have been better with ninjas

[accuratehorn]

Mary Poppins and The Sound of Music cry out for ninjas.

 

[bozo_casanova]

Reds

 

[LITNIN HORN]

Rudy
Brian's Song

 

[71grad]

Fried Green Tomatoes
Driving Miss Daisy
The Wedding Singer
Oceans Thireen
Singing In The Rain

 

[Hager85]

Fried Green Tomatoes - excellent choice.

Its a wonderful life - scene at Nick's bar

Friday Night Lights

 

[Dusty]

The Alamo (1960)

 

[blueglasshorse]

Can you see the ninjas hiding in the tall grass and mist? Well, of course you can't. They are ninjas.

 

[HornsOverIthaca]

 

[MilkmanDan]

 

[RomaVicta]

Bravo on the photoshop, milkman.

Contact could have used ninjas. I would have sent a couple of ninjas to meet the aliens just to let 'em know they can't **** with us.

Jodie's line "they shouldn't have sent a scientist, they should have sent a poet." Change the last word to ninja.

That would be cool.

 

[2feathers]

I'm thinking "Unforgiven".

"The Outlaw Josie Wales" coulda used some Ninjas too.

"The Magnificent Seven" had a knife throwing dude; why not a Ninja?

 

[NB_LONGHORN]

Any movie with Ben Affleck.

Assuming the Ninjas are after him.

 

[The Muzzler]

I think "Terms of Endearment" and "Beaches" should have had ninjas

 

[El_Oso]

Sisterhood of the Traveling Pnts
Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood

or any other such wretched fil with the word sisterhood in it or where a once manly actor ( a la James Garner) has suddenly been reduced to an emasculated ***** boy.

THEY ALL NEED NINJAS!

 

[Montag]

Big FAIL on Outlaw Josie Wales.

nother vote for Titanic.

 

[freyguy]

^ ^

c'mon, granny was screaming for a ninja that whole movie.

"Frankly, I don't think much of Hoosiers neither"

Ninja!!

 

[Statalyzer]

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[netslave]

Pirates of the Caribbean.

Because we'd see some ninjas getting their butts kicked.

 

[George Best]

Sorry to break the movie theme but...
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School locked down after 'ninja' sighted in woods

June 25, 2008

BARNEGAT, N.J.—It's the case of the nonexistent ninja. Public schools in Barnegat were locked down briefly after someone reported seeing a ninja running through the woods behind an elementary school.

Turns out the ninja was actually a camp counselor dressed in black karate garb and carrying a plastic sword.

Police tell the Asbury Park Press the man was late to a costume-themed day at a nearby middle school.

The lockdown began shortly after 9 a.m. Wednesday and lasted until 9:30.