Movies that would have been better with ninjas

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"Kill Bill"...oh, wait...













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Sleepless in Seattle
Dr. Zhivago
Any Merchant-Ivory film other than Remains of the Day.

My compliments on the thread. Maybe the best Cactus Cafe idea ever.

Oh, and it goes double for LOTR or Star Wars.
 
HA! Doctor Zhivago!!! Out loud laughter as I envisioned it going down. Instead of the Doctor dying of health issues as he leaves the train, he gets jumped by a Ninja and gored mercilessly. He has the health to get there. Happy ending, right? Ninja No.
 
Pulp Fiction, esp. the scene where Macellus Wallace consoles Jules by informing him that the Wolf was to be sent to help.

"Sheeeit, Ninja, that's all you had to say!"
 
Do the ninjas have to somehow be incorporated into the existing plot of said movie or can they just slay the other characters in the first minute? If its the latter, my answer is Beaches.
 
The last episode of Seinfeld would have been a lot better if ninjas had slaughtered all of them except Elaine.
 
Zulu

Great movie, but it would be kick *** if when the Zulu warriors are overrunning the British fort if a group of Ninjas popped up for some close quarter fighting.
 
caberet

red dawn

old yeller - last scene goes a bit differently

POLICE ACADEMY - not just winslow talking in kung fu dubbing.

aliens

charlie and the chocolate factory

care bears: the movie
 
Karate Kid is already a great movie. But just think if a bunch of ninjas showed up to the All Valley Tournament and slaughtered everybody right before the final match between Daniel and Johnny.

Get a bunch of bodybags.
 
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