Most economical way to open a floor safe?

[TexasHooch]

Hasn't this been done?

 

[ctrl+alt+del]

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[ballrific]

you're so going to have an "accident"

 

[CaptainEd]

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[Mrmyke709]

^
Wiki entry The Link

 

[washparkhorn]

Is the damn thing open yet?

Seriously, this is dragging on worse than Gerald Rivera's opening Al Capone's vault.

Crack it already.

 

[CaptainEd]

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[Macanudo]

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[accuratehorn]

I just want to say I never heard of either of those two families, and have never been to Galveston and won't ever go back.

 

[Sii]

its now been a few days later

why isnt this thing open yet?

 

[PipFunatUT]

i know if i lived in this house it would be opened in a day even if i had to use a spoon...


maybe they found something good and are smart enough not to tell us heh

 

[milk_monitor]

Obviously the internet connection at the new villa in Tahiti isn't working yet.

 

[TexasDan]

Was it ever opened??

 

[NCAAFBALLROX]

It's been 3 weeks now... we must know.

 

[shotgun427]

We need an update! I hope it's drugs. How awesome would that be?

 

[TexasDan]

I smell a conspiracy.

I think they got it open and are trying to screw us out of our cut.

Give it to 'em Boom Boom!

 

[CaptainEd]

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[accuratehorn]

He got the satchel of money out of the safe, but there were a couple of transponders in the valise, and he is holed up down in Del Rio somewheres.

 

[SuperHero]

What you need is a drill, hose, a few gallons of water, 1/2 stick of dynamite and that puppy will bust right open.

And seriously, WTF is taking so long? It's dragging on longer than Hornius eating that 17 (make that 18) YO can of Wolf Brand Chili.

 

[ctrl+alt+del]

It's still closed, guys. I will definitely update this thread when I find out.

 

[Sii]

wtf are you waiting for?

 

[tx 3 putt]

Bring it to the Hornfans Xmas party, it'll be the quest of honor.

 

[Macanudo]

Dude, I'm gonna eat some Whataburger before this thing gets cracked.

 

[tx 3 putt]

Let's don't get crazy now Mac.

 

[TubaForce]

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[ctrl+alt+del]

Did I mention my friend is an Ag? The safe may open itself before this guy figures it out.

 

[NCAAFBALLROX]

Tell him a sheep is in danger & stuck inside the safe...

BANG!!! Off goes the door.

 

[Lonestarman]

This situation concerns me on a global level. And I am not pleased that an Aggie is now involved. If you tell me ranger65 is working on this project I am heading down to the bunker.

 

[GhostOfTomJoad]

Are you going to wait until midnight, Dec. 24th to open it for the ultimate case of Christmas gift suspense?

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[accuratehorn]

The image of the aggy safecracker is all this story needed to elevate it to Inspector Cleausau/Pink Panther sequel status.
Perhaps ctrl+alt+del could leap out and karate chop the guy when he is trying to pry the door with a kitchen knife.