Monkeys and Strippers and Children, Oh my!

I try to be respectful during this trying time for you guys. But, I just can't let this one go with out a comment. Simply glorious.

Take care and good luck on the field.
 


One of my favorite movies. Also, enjoyed hanging around a bunch of those guys when I was a teenager and went to New York with a buddy of mine whose uncle was in the life. They gave me a nickname "Joey Dark Eyes" because I wore dark aviator sunglasses all the time, even when me and my buddy were serving his uncle and associates drinks one evening when they were playing poker. It's a long story, but funny.
 
I try to be respectful during this trying time for you guys. But, I just can't let this one go with out a comment. Simply glorious.

Take care and good luck on the field.
I like your posts dude. You are unapologetically a Sooner, on a Longhorn forum but you are measured and respectful. You also have a sense of humor. Please keep "reluctantly sponsoring" and please keep posting.
 
I like your posts dude. You are unapologetically a Sooner, on a Longhorn forum but you are measured and respectful. You also have a sense of humor. Please keep "reluctantly sponsoring" and please keep posting.
Only a butthole would be disrespectful in this environment. I used to get mouthy that one week per year. But I’ve matured.
 
I told my friend about it this morning and he actually thought I was telling him a joke. To be fair, I started with "Did you hear about the Texas coach, the stripper, and the monkey?" About halfway through he's like "Wait, you aren't setting up a punchline - this really happened?"
 
I’m going to email CDC about this. We need a stripper pole added to the north end zone immediately. We can get Yellow Rose to sponsor it.
 

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