Mira Sorvino eating an ice cream cone

Thanks jmatt...just today I was wondering where Miss Sorvino and her cone were and that I should check up on her and put her in her place (don't I wish). Good job.
 
I just might have a little bit of alcohol in me, but never the less 3 things are quite clear to me right now.

1. Austin is the greatest city in America.
2. ou Sucks
3. Since Mira has already pledged her body to me and promised to be my sex slave for all eternity, I feel that it is my duty to move this right back up to the first page.

Hook'em and Good Night.
 
Man, you really are drunk...Ou does not suck, they really, really suck. The rest is believable! (don't you and the rest of us wish).
 
Mira, where are you? Oh, here you are. Man, I just got disturbed by a photo of Kate Winslett sucking on a LifeSaver and I missed you. Have you ever had Blue Balls in your mouth, I mean Blue Bell? I have two, I mean some at my house. Come on over, Anna is not home, she is playing tennis.

Ahhh, fantasies...

"...and he likes hunting and fishing..."
 
I didn't want Mira to think that we had forgotten about her since football has started. We still love ya and your flavor of the day.

Also, there are alot of new posters on board now and they deserve to see this for themselves. Enjoy.
 
Just lurking and wandered into the Cafe. Mira MUST remain on top or bottom or whereever she wants to finish that little DQ dipped cone, so I got an ID and put her back in the rightful position.
cheers
 
Fantastic. A great thread for your first post. Welcome! See guys, we are doing the world a service by keeping Mira on top, where we all agree is one place (among many) she belongs. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmira!
 
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