Meet The Spartans

[PanzerDSS]

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[rage-a-holic]

oh, from the "Homer to the Max" episode. I haven't watched that one in years.

 

[Me So Horny]

Further proof that the American public generally sucks--this ******* movie was No.1 this weekend, barely beating out Rambo.

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[Ampoliros]

Argh, america so stupid! Anyone who saw the previews for that and said "that looks awesome!" should have their ability to vote revoked forever. The fact that it was the #1 movie is a complete travesty, and only guarantees that a lot more crap like this is going to be made.

 

[HenryGandorf]

my roommate is in it, and she won't even see it.

 

[Eastwood22]

I lucked out, ladies and gents... The g/f got called into work the day we were going to go.

 

[MizzouSnives]

anyone who got (or almost got) dragged to this movie by a significant other has some serious breaking up to do. that **** is whack.

Not Another Teen Movie was the only recent "mish-mash" spoof to even remotely succeed. when the first scene involves a massive dildo landing in a birthday cake, a priest, little brother, grandma, and special needs kids.... you have a winner.

 

[shotgun427]

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[gardere_owns_OU]

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[CaptainEd]

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[pecos blingsly]

Meet The Spartans Review

I think slate may be plagiarizing from this site

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[drycreek]

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[pecos blingsly]

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[HornGrandioso]

Come on people, get out of your Ivory Towers and arthouse pre-screenings of relevant films, drive out to your 20+ screen suburbia movie theater on a Friday night and meet America!!!

 

[PanzerDSS]

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[Macanudo]

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[UTEE]

Mac makes a good point. We humans might have have already lost the war with the Pods. I think the turning point must have happened right about the time "Who Wants To Be a Millionaire?" and "Survivor" topped the TV ratings.

Don't cry for me... I'm already dead.

 

[HornGrandioso]

So is Meet the Spartans something like premium fresh brain matter to America’s culture zombies?

 

[Eastwood22]

I would say it is the catalyst. You were secretly injected if you went and saw Epic Movie. When you come back for Meet the Spartans, the vent a gas into the theater that reacts with the injection and turns you into a zombie...

 

[Beau Vine]

Now 1-for-34 on Rotten Tomatoes.

Here's the person who liked it.

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[Son of a Son]

Watch these guys' review of it. It's ALLSOME. I've gotten to know all four of these guys and they're all pretty cool. I don't always agree with their reviews, but this one is SPOT ON!!!

 

[S197HQQKEM]

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