Longhorns = Backstreet Boys

[Left-handed Horn]

Kenny G is to John Coltrane.------------------
"All great nations behave like gangsters and all small nations behave like whores." Stanley Kubrick

 

[cacti]

as a mustache is to the Mona Lisa
as a boil is to a butt
as the Chicago Cubs fans to a Dodgers hat
as an anvil is to Wylie Coyote

 

[Bullseye]

....as Barney Pfife is to law enforcement!....as Hee Haw is to the New York Symphony....as the Clippers are to Basketball....as fire hydrants are to dogs[This message has been edited by Bullseye (edited 06-27-2000).]

 

[VailTexan]

as College Station is to College Park.

 

[Putt4Dough]

...as Cliff Claven is to useful information.

 

[orangezest]

as Bill Clinton is to fidelity.as Monica Lewinsky is to "Shout" stain remover.as Mike Tyson is to sanity.as College Station is to Austin.

 

[Horn2K]

...as RC (Cola) is to Coca~Cola...as Marilyn Manson is to Van Halen...as Johnny Cochran is to Atticus Finch...as Janet Reno is to the female gender

 

[jthorn]

Britain's eddie the eagle to ski jumping.

 

[Do I Make You Horny?]

as Al Gore is to the Internet

 

[paganboy]

Chuck Knoblauh is to errors.Go figure, he is an aggie.LOL[This message has been edited by paganboy (edited 06-27-2000).]

 

[VailTexan]

As Curling is to the Olympics.As Nero is to Rome.

 

[BullSprig@Work]

As Mark Chimura is to the Girl Scouts...As Barry Switzer is to Airport Security...As Lawrence Phillips is to Ward CleverThis is too easy...................------------------

 

[The Dog]

as the Bills are to the Super Bowl.They don't do well in big games.

 

[Trips Left]

I want it that way.

 

[BigWill]

as methane is to mexican food

 

[93ex]

As Mike Tyson is to babysitting.

 

[texaus]

as Orenthal is to justice.

 

[texaus]

as Fightin Texas Aggie is to logic.

 

[Jacket Horn]

As Swole Ag is to Classic Post!!!

 

[marley]

Strawberry Hill is to a great single malt.(For you tasters).

 

[jmatt]

As Reba McIntire is to Ella Fitzgerald.

 

[Horn2K]

...as William Jean King is to Anna Kornikova...as "Ishtar" is to the American Film Institute Top 100...as Montezuma's Revenge is to a vacation in Mexico

 

[AggieFactFinder]

as Toombs is to AA

 

[BigDHorn]

as The Zone is to Top Rated Facilitiesas Reveille (?) is to a Seeing Eye Dog - (except of course, after she dies, then she can see the scoreboard !!)as the Aggie offense is to Exciting

 

[BullSprig@Work]

As Kool-Aid is to Jonestown....

 

[orangezest]

as John Rocker is to working brain cells.

 

[jlslayt]

John Rocker is to politcal correctness!
Houston Nutt is to class! 0ops.
Bogus is to a longhorn!(might have to delete this one)
Toombs is to MADD!ok, hey jmatt both Rebea and Ella are great singers!(although their styles, and types of music they sing are not comparable I give Ella a slight lead)

 

[92AGDDSMD]

...Alexander calder was to scrap metal and a welding torch.

 

[Fritz]

Sisyphus is to rocks.
Icebergs to the Titanic.great thread

 

[Duke]

The only thing that Mack has in common with the Backstreet boys is that some of the Ags have become enamored with him and his
"hyp(e}notic gaze" check this out.
http://boards.rivals.com/default.asp?sid=397&style=2&p=16&forumId=2825&action=ReadMsg&replytoid=4138042