Lincoln Riley Hates Puppies

[Detective Shilala]

Lincoln Riley fluffs his wife's pillow right before she goes to bed and rips a silent burning fart right into it...then laughs as she lays down and rest her head in said pillow

This one is actually really righteous. Props to Lincoln Riley for this one.

 

[Chop]

Lincoln Riley puts mayonnaise on his Fletcher’s corny dog.

And on his fries.

 

[Chop]

Lincoln Riley wears OU sports clothes and an OU cap to weddings, and funerals.

(Side note - I’ve seen aggies actually do this, with aggie gear...).

 

[X Misn Tx]

Lincoln Riley puts mayonnaise on his Fletcher’s corny dog.

And on his fries.

 

[p_town_horn]

Lincoln Riley hates fried okra

 

[Detective Shilala]

Lincoln Riley says nothing hits the spot after a good workout like a tall glass of warm buttermilk.

 

[WorsterMan]

Lincoln Riley says nothing hits the spot after a good workout like a tall glass of warm buttermilk.

 

[WorsterMan]

When LR rides a horse, he rides side saddle.

 

[RainH2burntO]

Lincoln Riley stops in a merge lane.

 

[WorsterMan]

When Riley drives around Norman he listens to his favorite CD - the Osmonds Greatest Hits.

 

[Chop]

Lincoln Riley cuts in front of you in the grocery check out lane, then uses a coupon for every item in his large basket full of groceries.

He also demands price checks from the cashier on a number of items, then stiffs the bagger guy who takes his groceries to his car and loads them in.

 

[Detective Shilala]

When Lincoln Riley visits Vegas he goes for Celine Dion. If you're hot at the blackjack table he might try one hand, take the card you need, and then leave with your mojo. Off to another Celine Dion show.

 

[Joe Fan]

Somewhere on I-35

 

[WorsterMan]

He hates chicken fried steak and BBQ - he prefers broccoli quiche.

 

[Joe Fan]

Today he works for the TSA

 

[Joe Fan]

 

[Joe Fan]

 

[Clean]

Riley files to Japan every spring for the annual dolphin massacre in Taiji Cove. He says it gets him in shape for baby seal clubbing over in Alaska.

 

[AC]

When Riley drives around Norman he listens to his favorite CD - the Osmonds Greatest Hits.

Followed by Barry Manilow!!!
With the windows rolled down.

 

[Detective Shilala]

Lincoln Riley's favorite comedy movie of all time is Brian's Song.
he still gets sore ribs hurt from laughing so hard every time he sees it.

 

[Giovanni Jones]

Lincoln Riley sucks the syrup out of the dispensers at IHOP.

 

[EasternHorn]

Wow, Lincoln Riley seems a lot like Stoops.

 

[Austin_Bill]

Lincoln Riley takes ice cream at the grocery store, opens it, licks it and puts it back. Then he giggles like a little girl.

 

[Texanne]

Lincoln Riley talks all through the movie, then gives you the stink-eye when you shush him.

 

[LonghornCatholic]

Lincoln Riley recruits QBs on the field immediately before and after a football game.

 

[Texanne]

Lincoln Riley wipes with his hand, then asks you to smell it.

 

[NRHorn]

Lincoln Riley eats steak cooked well done with ketchup

I actually do this. Not in a social setting, but it’s my one weird culinary quirks.
Was at the Trump Hotel in DC and the waiter told me that Trump does as well. No joke.

 

[Giovanni Jones]

Lincoln Riley's favorite comedy movie of all time is Brian's Song.
he still gets sore ribs hurt from laughing so hard every time he sees it.

Reminds me of one of my favorite Charles Addams cartoons -

 

[Clean]

Followed by Barry Manilow!!!
With the windows rolled down.

Followed by Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up", thus Rickrolling the entire city!

 

[moondog_LFZ]