Lincoln Riley Hates Puppies (too)

[Giovanni Jones]

Lincoln Riley watches The Bachelor.

 

[Detective Shilala]

Lincoln Riley puts mayo in his guacamole.

deviant bastard

 

[Detective Shilala]

Lincoln Riley has a framed photo of Baker mayfield that he kisses every night before he goes to bed.

 

[Detective Shilala]

Lincoln Riley wrote in Bob Stoops on his 2020 presidential ballot.

 

[Vol Horn 4 Life]

Lincoln Riley watches The Bachelor.

Lincoln Riley wanted to be the bachor.....and failed.

 

[LonghornCatholic]

Lincoln Riley calls radio station every Friday night to request La Mararena. Hey Macarena!

 

[mchammer]

Lincoln Riley calls radio station every Friday night to request La Mararena. Hey Macarena!

Lincoln Riley was the inspiration for La Macarena.

 

[Chop]

Lincoln Riley was the inspiration for La Macarena.

Errrrrr...

So yer sayin' he can dance ....?

 

[Chop]

Lincoln Riley watches The Bachelor.

While his wife is in the other room watching sports and financial news.

 

[Driver 8]

Lincoln Riley sticks his chewed bubble gum under the church pew

 

[Horn6721]

Lincoln Riley steals Tip jars.

 

[SunBurntOrange]

Lincoln Riley goes to Amy's Ice Cream and orders a Dreamsicle

 

[Giovanni Jones]

Lincoln Riley wanted to be an airboat skipper in the Everglades like his hero, Lincoln Vail ... but he discovered that the 'Glades are really hot and humid; it's full of gators, biting insects, and venomous snakes; he's afraid of the water and can't swim; and he can't steer a boat to save his life.
(Our loss is the Everglades' win)

 

[rick mueller]

Lincoln Riley was the inspiration for La Macarena.

I thought he was the inspiration for the Lambada, was it La Macarena too?

 

[IvanDiabloHorn]

Lincoln Riley always has 21 or more items when he uses the 15 items or less check out lane.

 

[mchammer]

I thought he was the inspiration for the Lambada, was it La Macarena too?

I had forgotten about the forbidden dance.

 

[zuckercanyon]

Lincoln Riley wears a mask while driving alone.

 

[Giovanni Jones]

Lincoln Riley wears white dress shoes after Labor Day.

 

[Horn6721]

Lincoln Riley sings The Eyes in the shower
And wears a burnt orange thong.