Lincoln Riley Hates Puppies (too)

[LonghornCatholic]

Lincoln Riley hates that wasn’t him with Urban this weekend.

 

[WorsterMan]

While drinking stale warm buttermilk, Riley likes to watch cable programs where baby seals are clubbed to death.

 

[Dionysus]

Lincoln Riley has his steak well done with ketchup

 

[LonghornCatholic]

Lincoln Riley thinks Elon Musk is a men’s cologne.

 

[mchammer]

Lincoln Riley thinks the Life is Riley was about him.

 

[Dionysus]

While drinking stale warm buttermilk, Riley likes to watch cable programs where baby seals are clubbed to death.

Monster!

 

[Ajo Macho]

Lincoln Riley never leaves a store or restaurant without speaking to the manager.

 

[Vol Horn 4 Life]

Lincoln drives a Chevy.

 

[rick mueller]

Lincoln Riley never leaves a store or restaurant without speaking to the manager.

Lincoln Riley's real name is Karen.

 

[MeatHeadHorn]

Lincoln Riley's offense uses footballs made with baby seal pelts

 

[mchammer]

Lincoln Riley thinks the car company and Abe Lincoln were named after him.

 

[LonghornCatholic]

Lincoln Riley likes to take his family on vacation every summer……..to Lubbock.

 

[Vino Bevo]

Lincoln Riley isn't even the second-best thing to come out of Muleshoe.

 

[Chop]

Lincoln Riley smokes dry briskets, and he uses extra sauce (ketchup based).
Actual photo of the (very dry...) brisket Lincoln Riley smoked below:

 

[Chop]

Lincoln Riley likes to take his family on vacation every summer……..to Lubbock.

Lincoln Riley spends summers in Houston and winters in Duluth, Minnesota.

 

[Detective Shilala]

When Lincoln Riley goes dove hunting, he prefers to shoot the ones that are sitting on the ground.
He likes his scotch with Splenda.
When he goes to public restroom, he will use the urinal right next to yours even though there are three other free urinals.

 

[havoc7701]

Lincoln Riley smokes dry briskets, and he uses extra sauce (ketchup based).
Actual photo of the (very dry...) brisket Lincoln Riley smoked below:

You’re not kidding. That brisket looks like chopped leather.

 

[havoc7701]

Lincoln Riley spends summers in Houston and winters in Duluth, Minnesota.

Hey now, with a pool it’s tolerable here in the summer. Not sure about Duluth in the winter though.

 

[WorsterMan]

When Lincoln Riley rides a horse, he rides it side-saddle !

 

[WorsterMan]

Lincoln Riley spends summers in Houston and winters in Duluth, Minnesota.

I have visited Duluth in the winter and believe me it is Cuckin Fold !!

 

[WorsterMan]

Lincoln Riley likes hot beer and cold women!!

 

[WorsterMan]

LR favorite movie is: "The Notebook". Second fav is "What Women Want".

 

[WorsterMan]

Ok, I will stop....

 

[Horn6721]

No Worst
NEVER stop when you are on a good roll

 

[WorsterMan]

OK...

Lincoln Riley likes beans in his chili y'all !!!

 

[Ajo Macho]

Lincoln Riley lets his dog run off-leash at the park, then shouts "He's friendly!" when it charges at people.

 

[WorsterMan]

When LR likes to relax and listen to some good rock music, he will choose between:

Air Supply (@LonghornCatholic fav), Helen Reddy or Celine Dion!

 

[WorsterMan]

In a crowded movie theater LR once stood up and cried: "wolf... wolf!"

 

[rick mueller]

LR favorite movie is: "The Notebook". Second fav is "What Women Want".

Are you sure he doesn't like "The View" the best?

 

[rick mueller]

OK...

Lincoln Riley likes beans in his chili y'all !!!

I hear by proclaim WorsterMan the unequivocal winner of this thread. Competition is now closed.