Let me Tell You something, Pendejo

[Lat22]

The In-N-Out Burger is on Camrose.

 

[Mesohorny]

Keep your ugly fuckin' goldbrickin' *** out of my beach community.

 

[CajunHorn]

I've seen a lot of spinals, Dude.

 

[Jeffrey]

At least I'm housebroken.

 

[MilkmanDan]

The bums will always lose.

 

[Hobbes2702]

I told that crout... Who is in charge of scheduling?

Berkhalter!

I told that crout Berkhalter that I don't roll on Shabbas!

 

[Hornius Emeritus]

Now this story I'm about to unfold
took place back in the early nineties--
just about the time of our conflict
with Sad'm and the Eye-rackies. I
only mention it 'cause some- times
there's a man--I won't say a hee-ro,
'cause what's a hee-ro?--but sometimes
there's a man.






Is there a more quotable movie, ever? And does anybody know if the word "****" appears more times in this movie than in any other?

 

[Mack4President!]

This is a....? What day is this?

 

[MilkmanDan]

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[SuperG24]

Jackie Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw **** Lebowski.

Jackie Treehorn uses objects as women, man.

 

[Cwaghorns]

Fuckin' ******* with a 9 toed woman.

 

[Drew Shirley]

Smokey, you're entering a world of pain.

 

[Hobbes2702]

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[Mack4President!]

What the f*ck are you talking about?

 

[Mack4President!]

' the f*ck are you talking about?

 

[MilkmanDan]

' f*ck are you talking about?

 

[Lat22]

We received an, uh, an informal complaint that a member of your team - a Walter Sobchak? - drew a firearm during league play. If this is true, of course, it contravenes a number of the league's by-laws and also article 27...

 

[Hornius Emeritus]

'Course, I can't say I seen London, and I never been to France, and I ain't never seen no queen in her damn undies as the fella says.

 

[CajunHorn]

But I have seen somethin' every bit as stupefying, and in English.

 

[PhatAtUT]

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[austintex]

"Casino" with 398. Fuckin' a.

 

[SuperG24]

I once dabbled a bit in pacifism. Not in 'Nam, of course.

 

[hooklahoma]

And let's also not forget--let's not
forget, Dude--that keeping wildlife,
an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city--that isn't legal either.

 

[Mack4President!]

Who the F*CK is this guy?!

 

[DCA_HORN]

And thorough.

 

[CajunHorn]

Laughable man!

 

[Gone To Texas]

From the edited-for-TV version... perhaps the best expletive dub-over in movie history:

"He peed on your valued rug."

 

[Seabrook]

This aggression will not stand.

 

[Lat22]

Nothing is ******.

 

[Seabrook]

Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.