Lane crying

"What do you mean Chris Madrid's is closed right now? I want a fuckin' Macho Burger after the game."

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To add to his patheticness ... his teammates had to keep him from leaving the sidelines? he was pulling his jersey off and crying then went at sat alone to cry.. even the announcers were saying it's a TEAM sport and the times he did carry he was stopped.. umm not to mention there was still a lot of time on the clock.
boot him off the team for acting so selfish..
 
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PLEASE PLEASE figure out a way to fark this somehow with the crying anti-pollution Native American thing from the '70's.

that will kick much ***.
 
Over on Texags they're spinning it that he is crying for the team and the fact that they have so many times been denied chances to win.

Soon, they will say he was crying because he saw tee yew fans throwing urine on wounded veterans of the war.
 
Next year aggy will go 8-5, instead of this year's 7-6.

aggy will have a new tradition --- because Lane cried it inspired the aggy so much that they went out and won one more game than the previous year.

It will declared "the 12th man's finest hour", only surpassed by aggy beating the Horns following the death of the campfire students, which was also declared "the 12th man's finest hour."

Tee shirts will be printed up touting the "spirit of aggyland", with the "team leader" Lane on the front, tears and all, and the back with a pic of Listeater.
 
I think he was crying because at that moment he realized that his BCS hopes were reduced to forever manning the driveup window at the Bryan/College Station Burger King. But that's not a bad career for an aggy.
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In regards to the picture taken from behind while he is sitting on the bench, it looks like he has a package of hotdogs on the back of his neck.
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Hey, hey... take it easy on the kid. Afterall, he's not 40 or a man.

The real reason he was crying was finally admitted to. J-Train was obviously upset by their loss (er um, I mean ran out of time) but more importantly he realized that with the loss (you know what I really mean aggys
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) they would not get to dance their "locker room dance" as was perfectly reproduced in the movie Best Lil' Whorehouse in Texas.
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It really is a shame too as I heard fatbastard had the shirtless part with all the highkicks.

Also the winner of the Alamo Bowl also got treated to a free dinner at the Alamo Cafe. Apparently all this was more than J-Train could bear. Although I heard that loud cheers could be heard for miles around the Alamo Cafe on 281 once it was realized that Penn State had won. I suppose the cooks realized that dead men don't eat much.
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